Carly Zucker, the girlfriend of Chelsea and England's Joe Cole is in the Jungle.


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So this is what it all comes down to. Forget the ball, the players, the meaningless games, Brazil has taken it to the level we've all been waiting for: Which team has the hottest fan? (Using the term "fan" loosely. Lots of ladies can be found kissing the badge of their respective teams, but not [...] Click to continue reading...

Something to read while you pay your $2,000,000 worth of speeding tickets... Bosnich comeback ends badly (Mariners Offside) Just a finger wag for Polkraine (BBC Football Blog) Vela still the new Henry? (Footballing World) The Homeless World Cup (Unprofessional Foul) In defence of Thierry Henry (La Liga Review) Ray Hudson goes too far (Eleven Devils) Managing Newcastle like managing Madrid (NUFC Blog) Dave's [. Click to continue reading...

STUNNING CHARLOTTE MEARS has revealed the incredible truth about her fabulous life as a WAG with ex JERMAIN DEFOE.

But Jermain, 25, broke their engagement off in November and traded 22-year-old Charlotte in for a new model, pin-up DANIELLE LLOYD. In an exclusive interview with the paper, Charlotte admitted she was so devastated she needed THERAPY to recover and is investing in £4,000 worth of new boobs.

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David Beckham might be a superstar, and he might have inadvertently started the whole WAG thing (sort of). But he's not your typical superstar, because he's prepared to do things that other high profile footballers probably wouldn't do. Like go on Sesame Street. Can you imagine Cristiano Ronaldo on Sesame Street? Click to continue reading...

Stuff to read while you get knocked out by a fish out of water........... WAG is now in the dictionary. Apocalypse and all that. (Telegraph) New club dawning: Liverchester City (SoccerLens) Emmanuel Petit talks about his Barca mistake. (The Spoiler) All you need for a CD Juarez kit is a grocery bag. Click to continue reading...

I don't know what's goin' on in the Belgian dating scene these days --although I did get lucky the one time I went to Brussels, but that's irrelevant-- but our kid Gooch seems to be doing alright. I got a few inquiries last week when I posted a pic of Onyewu getting his amateur underwear model on, mostly of a "who's that girl? Click to continue reading...

Let this be a lesson to those of you who are married: don't ever let your bird talk about your personal habits. Steven Gerrard's WAG, Alex Curran, opened her mouth recently about her husband and his personal hygiene, and the words that came out were comical. Yep, Stevie G has ... Click to continue reading...

The Good Brazilians in London: Yeah yeah, Portsmouth ain't exactly on their level, but Big Boss is going to be mighty pleased this season with Luiz & Deco running the show at Stamford Bridge. See, money can buy happiness. HSV: Hamburger just lost their most bestest player and quite possibly the finest WAG in the Bundesliga, only [. Click to continue reading...

Grahame the wag, no, not that kind, spotted evidence of a cut on Bruce Arena's throat when he came over to answer questions from the press. "What happened?" Grahame asked. "Did you realize you had agreed to take over the Galaxy and then tried to cut your throat?"

Bruce smiled. "I had spinal fusion surgery. Click to continue reading...

Which appears to be some English "American Idol". That Simon dude tipped me off.

And if you look closely at 0:50, our favorite WAG appears to tear up over some emotional story I'm sure my English readers will never see. Click to continue reading...

England and Liverpool soccer player Steven Gerrard seen after he received an honorary fellowship from John Moores University, accompanied by his wife, Alex Curran, at the Anglican Cathedral in Liverpool, England, Friday July 25, 2008. Click to continue reading...

When STT was first started almost a year ago, there were two things that I promised myself I would never resort too; up-the-arse corner, and shit look-a-likes. However, while the below picture comes dangerously close to the former, I like to think I've just about side-stepped the bane of most half-baked football magazines and supposedly humourous blogs. Click to continue reading...

This week's most popular posts on Pies Valon Behrami's new WAG has the hotness Player booked for cynical foul on pitch invader Top six horse-face footballers C-Ron's amazing mahogany legs Chelsea too old to win the title? Top six ridiculous... Click to continue reading...

Chelsea seems to have a lot of new fans these days. I wonder if any of these three ladies can name one player on the team...

• Toronto's coach hates his players. [SportsNet]
  
• Heskey's wife robbed at knifepoint. [Daily Mail]
  
• Q&A with Rafa Marquez. [Goal!]
  
• Local soccer mom steals $50K from team.

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Injured Cristiano Ronaldo has been resting his crocked ankle - by going on a bender at an LA club.The Manchester United striker, recovering from an ankle operation, splashed out more than £10,000 on wine, vodka and bottles of Cristal champagne after arriving at trendy nightclub Villa with two friends.

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A few photos of Gary Lineker's WAG for your enjoyment Click on the image below to launch the gallery...... Click to continue reading...

Some news to read as you legally flip people off and drink from an unregistered keg in Belmar, New Jersey: WAG wannabes, dust off your fake nails, fake tans, fake personalities and spike heels. Cristiano Ronaldo is single again (Kickette) MLS: The mooches of the international transfer market (US Soccer Players) Arshavin: Growth stock, or [. Click to continue reading...

So today I broke down and finally removed the Hatem Ben Arfa category. It was a tough decision, but my therapist told me that it's important that I begin the healing process (it was a really bad breakup).

With Ben Arfa gone, I've decided that it's time to upgrade Fabio Grosso to his own category, especially since he's always in the news (sometimes he's stripping, sometimes he's slapping people, and sometimes he just makes us say wtf).

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So today I broke down and finally removed the Hatem Ben Arfa category. It was a tough decision, but my therapist told me that it's important that I begin the healing process (it was a really bad breakup).

With Ben Arfa gone, I've decided that it's time to upgrade Fabio Grosso to his own category, especially since he's always in the news (sometimes he's stripping, sometimes he's slapping people, and sometimes he just makes us say wtf).

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Something to read while you hope no one responds to this ad... MLS originals, there from the start (Booked for Dissent) Refs "evening out" number of fouls? (For the Integrity of Soccer) Messi gets himself a WAG. Bless. (Sniffing the Touchline) Ashburton Grove looking younger every day (Arsenal Offside) Things not looking good for The Pharaohs (Egypt WCB) Portugueezer leaves Man [. Click to continue reading...

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Sky Sports News understands that Manchester United and Portugal star Cristiano Ronaldo is to undergo surgery on his ankle injury in the next two to three days.

United representatives met with Ronaldo and members of Portugal's medical staff on Wednesday to discuss the necessary course of action for the winger's injured right ankle.

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C-Ron soaks up the sun with his WAG du jour Say hi to C-Ron and girlfriend Nereida Gallardo. The classy lovebirds are currently on holiday in Sardinia, Italy - a destination the soon-to-be-ex-Man Utd star probably chose as it means... Click to continue reading...

Yes, ladies, it's the further adventures of glamorous Dutch WAG, Sylvie van der Vaart, reporting from Lausanne for Bild.de magazine. The wife of Oranje attacking midfielder Rafael van der Vaart demonstrates what WAGS do best (er . . . well, make that second-best): shop.

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Girls and boys, we have a WAG crisis. And intervention is required.
Over the past couple of days, my blog counter (a widget-thingee that measures how many people are reading this blog, and how they are finding me) has gone through the roof with Google searches for "Sylvie van der Sar". Er, okay. Click to continue reading...

Sunderland striker Michael Chopra will be tying the knot this summer with fiancee Heather Swan. The couple have a baby son, Sebastian Rocco Thomas Chopra, born earlier this year. Heather is a former Miss Newcastle, and featured on the reality program WAG's Boutique.

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Dutch WAG and model Sylvie van der Vaart (wife of the delicous Rafael) is hosting a video "football expert column" at the website of German magazine Bild (the "OK" of the Deutschland). The videos follow Sylvie's adventures as she cuts a sexy swathe through Euro 2008. So far, she has demonstrated her expertise with orange accessories, and her expertise at receiving bouquets of roses from her hubby. Click to continue reading...

A sea of orange.

Love it.

• Man Utd reports Real Madrid over CR7 saga. [Guardian]
  
  
• Portuguese FA suspends 26 refs. [ESPN]
  
  
• Over 200 hooligans detained now. In part for Nazi chants. [Yahoo!]
  
  
• Ribery to snub 31 million pound Chelsea offer?

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Since there was so much popular demand, we've decided to add a new weekly feature to The Cruz Pitch. Each week we'll be bringing you a particularly hot wife (or girlfriend) from the world of soccer (After all, this is "where soccer happens.") The inaugural WAG is none other than Cheryl Tweedy, a 24-year old [. Click to continue reading...