It is possible for one team to have too many players who look good in their underwear? I believe that generally, the answer is an emphatic no. This time, though? I'm not so sure.

The Galaxy may find out. Various British sources, including, apparently the BBC, have linked Swedish international and Calvin Klein undies model Freddie Yumberg Ljungberg to the Galaxy.

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I can't fault Freddie Ljungberg for being overvalued. The Swedish international was once one of the best wingers in the EPL, if not in the game. Unfortunately he will only be remembered outside of London as the little bald guy that posed in his underwear, or perhaps for his questionable taste in past hairstyles and animal-themed tattoos. Click to continue reading...

Several folks have commented on the deadness of this blog. Many apologies! But the good news is that we're bringing the blog back to life, better than ever.

From here on out, I'm going to be joined on this page by three co-bloggers who I think will be able to provide interesting, insightful and somewhat irreverent commentary on our beloved team.

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Straight from The Offside, with gems such as: If an agent says "This kid is the next..." It means... "David Beckham"... "No left foot, looks good in his underwear." Or when an agent says... It means... "Arsene is interested" ... "My client is fifteen." When a manager says... It means... "The acquisition of this experienced international shows our commitment [. Click to continue reading...

Though those wonderful Emporio Armani underwear sales are at a record high, the boys over at SbB found that it's not all good news.

Not according to this one Ph.D. guy:

Dr. Allan Pacey, of Sheffield University, said: "David Beckham has had his children, but would-be fathers can't get away with it.

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Here's an interesting story for you, well actually it's more like two interesting stories that we have condensed into one. You see, today The Sun hit an all-time low. Now I know how outrageous a statement that sounds for the masters of the banal, but still: in a newspaper of an average of about 60 pages, can anyone really justify two articles about David Beckham looking at women other than his wife for the split-second it takes to photograph him?

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Our David is finally paying the price for his "I'll endorse anything" brand of self-promotion. Accoring to the Star --one of the nation's deepest reads-- his fish oil gig has had some less than awesome side effects. All that catfish grease or whatever else is in these pills has given him a mouth like a chum-bucket. Click to continue reading...

Hey, it's Jen again, popping in from vacationland (in Maine visiting family).  I just had to add these two photos I just received.  I would be derelict in my duty if I did not post these:

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