Me wonder if me can write something intelligently after Nigeria's 2-1 win over the U.S. in the Beijing Olympics Wednesday (or Thursday?) in China. Me brain is hurting. Me feel stoopider. Me feel like the puppy who lost his way. Ok, in short, want to win the war on terror? Lock suspected terrorists in a room and make them listen to Marcelo Balboa. Click to continue reading...

Bruce Willis, Wesley Snipes and Samuel L. Jackson have nothing on the New England Revolution. Anyone can take down terrorists and snakes at 33,000 feet...but a naked lunatic trying to open the emergency door is 10x scarier because he's obvioulsy just plain ass crazy.

They haven't said which players it was yet but my money is on Reis being involved in the takedown. Click to continue reading...

- In a video entitled "Knights of Iraq: 6" by the Islamic Front of the Iraqi Resistance's (JAMI), a participant in the video is seen firing off rounds from a handgun wearing a Zidane shirt. So I guess these means terrorists also like soccer. Someone needs to find a video of a terrorist wearing an American football jersey or a baseball jersey quick, before the mindless masses actually begin to think that. Click to continue reading...