Stevie G proves he has the potential to play for your 5-a-side team It is good to know that it can happen to the best of players. Just look at the anguish on Steven Gerrard's face - part strained muscles, part instant embarrassment - as he fails to connect with his own chest control. Spotted on 101GreatGoals [. Click to continue reading...

Yerrm, a decade with the Reds, you know Today is 10 years to the day that an 18-year-old Steven Gerrard made his Liverpool debut against Blackburn. He looked a bit like this. It just goes to show: all that interview gurning and frowning is bound to take its toll over the years! Click to continue reading...

Fantastic: Steven Gerrard managed to hit a clay pigeon, with a lil help from Xabi Alonso.

Check out Gerrard's Top 10 Liverpool moments according to the Telegraph.

Mediocre: Seems like this is the best the German captain can do with his Predators.

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Liverpool guaranteed advancement into the knockout stages with a Steven Gerrard twenty-second minute strike while Chelsea have to win against Cluj on matchday six to guarantee Champions League survival after Diawara's workrate the whole match was rewarded with an eighty-third minute header to give Bordeaux a deserved 1-1 draw against Chelsea. Click to continue reading...

Rafa finally learns how to pronounce ‘dilemma', some Marseille fans are morons and clearly, we have a goal-scoring crisis

CSD was spot-on when he predicted a narrow score-line for Wednesday's Matchday 5 encounter with French side, Olympique de Marseille. Nevertheless, this "scary" win qualifies the Reds to the last 16 of the UEFA Champions League tournament for the 5th successive year – a perfect record for Benitez.

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There are some pivotal battles to be fought in the upcoming Matchday and while some groups look to have clear patterns emerging, others could go down to the wire. Let's take a whirlwind tour of the current state of the groups along with my speculations on the ties on Matchday 5. Group A A win for Chelsea [. Click to continue reading...

Let's consider the skeletal narrative implied by Adidas's new viral marketing video, designed to sell, I don't know, some shoes or whatever. One morning, Steven Gerrard and Xabi Alonso woke up, put on their matching Liverpool training gear, and drove to the skeet shooting store. After loading up the truck with equipment, they headed out [. Click to continue reading...

Liverpool duo show off their boots If you buy the new Adidas Predator, you too will be able to kick a football at a clay pigeon without the help of any computer tricks whatsoever. Click to continue reading...

My picks have been a bit off recently, and that's putting a generous light on the situation. So, it seems obvious that the only way to avoid being generically wrong is to be specifically correct. Therefore, not only am I going to predict the scorelines for this week, I will even give you, my dear readers, a Nostradamus-esque view into specific moments from the coming weekend.

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The walking wounded Fabio Capello is without With Theo Walcott the latest withdrawal from the England squad after dislocating his shoulder (Arsene Wenger probably popped it out before he left the Emirates), we look at what could have been FabCap's team against Germany tonight if they weren't all crocked. Click to continue reading...

Something to read while you take a punch to the gut... (from the Greek Super League. Puncher: POAK's Pablo Garcia, Punchee: Olympiacos' Diogo) Internet bullies NetResult are at it again (101 Great Goals) Seven Things Every Recreation Footballer Should Do (Weekend Warrior Offside) Did you know there are 27 official US Soccer bars? Click to continue reading...

I don't know if I have mentioned it before but my lover and I have a show on a local community radio station. We broadcast every other week and the show is two hours of music and chat.

It probably won't surprise you to know that lots of the chat is about football. We try to find out about local sporting events but also chat about the latest stories in the wider footballing world. Click to continue reading...

Robbie's brace, Arbeloa knows where the net is, Carra still gets away with fouls and Rafa almost slipped at the sideline again

It was business as usual for our men in Red, as they wrapped up this late-kickoff match with a 3-nil victory over newly-promoted, West Brom Albion.

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Discussing Stevie G's "penalty". Strange yellow cards in Croatia and Brazil. David Beckham's MLS career could be over sooner than people thought. But even without His GoldenNuggets, MLS will still have goals. Champions League has goals too. Lots of them. The neverending war between the Premier League and the world wide web wages onward. Click to continue reading...

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No, is the answer you are looking for See Gerrard's best dives after the jump... Click to continue reading...

When Steven Gerrard collided with Atletico Madrid's Mariano Pernia in the third minute of injury time at Anfield Tuesday night, was Swedish referee Martin Hansen's decision to award a penalty influenced by the deafening cry from The Kop? Or was it to compensate for the incident that Hansen failed to call in the first half [. Click to continue reading...

It was a boring match until the last 4 minutes of stoppage time, which saw a questionable penalty given to Liverpool (Fine by me, we'll take the draw) and 4 yellow cards.

If we hadn't scored, I would probably started off by saying Liverpool was shite. Nando's former club outplayed us, and though we had most of the possessions in the 2nd half, we were not able to find the net.

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After watching English football on television for more than 30 years, I've watched countless boring tactical games like yesterday's two nil win by Bolton against Manchester City. But I've also seen many incredible games and wonderful individual efforts that still make me jump out of my seat. This season, the club that is impressing me the [. Click to continue reading...

Darren Farley has become way famous doing uncanny impressions of current and former Liverpool stars; namely Stevie G, Jamie Carragher, Rafa, Michael Owen and Peter Crouch - thankfully he stays away from the accompanying robot dance. And demand is high, so he's back with more impressions, including those which made their way to Sky Sports. Click to continue reading...

...going to be voted on by captains and head coaches of every national team. The winner will be announced in Zurich on January 12. Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi head the race to win Fifa's World Player of the Year award after being named among 23 players on the shortlist which includes 10 Premier League players. Click to continue reading...

Err, yes they can Stevie.

Show me a chunk of silverware you've won in the past five years that hasn't come from a mad-dash, hope against all hope effort coming in the second half? This is less a defensive predicament then a tactical stroke of genius (if you give Benitez the benefit of the doubt, which I don't) -- and where better to come back from two goals down then at Anfield? Click to continue reading...

What have we learnt...

1. I do have a crystal ball =X
2. Daniel Agger would make a good winger or midfielder.
3. Our opponents should be careful the next time they score against us first.
4. Once again, we have won the hard way, but we have what it takes to be serious title contender.

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The result read England 3, Belarus 1, with Steven Gerrard on the score sheet, and yet like night following day, the pundits were still assessing Capello's success in dealing with on one of the most tired clichés in Modern Football – Gerrard v. Lampard. That the two cannot play together has been part of journo orthodoxy [. Click to continue reading...

12 from 12 for Fabio's boys 1. Wayne Rooney is Samson in reverse. His England goal drought is well and truly over. Keep that head bald and keep the goals coming, Wazza. 2. Steven Gerrard's international career is not over. That talk was brought on by a distinct lack of football news this week, methinks. Click to continue reading...

Gerrard's first competitive goal for England in 19 months came after a great display from Wayne Rooney. Rooney's really found his form. I'm getting a little bit worried about playing Man-Yoo next time. He later scored two for the squad, but it was Stevie G that fired off the cannon after only 11 minutes.

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Liverpool FC is launching its own men's aftershave for the holiday season. No, it's not a joke. Named L4Men, the aftershave will be available exclusively through the club's stores after it was recently debuted at the Liverpool Style Awards and was modeled by captain Steven Gerrard. What next? Will Mike Ashley release a body lotion for those [. Click to continue reading...

This may be Darren Farley's only 15 minutes of fame. The football fan has created a hysterical collection of impersonations of several characters familiar with Liverpool FC. Rafa Benitez, Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Michael Owen and Peter Crouch. If you haven't seen the video yet, be sure to watch it and enjoy. Click to continue reading...

Steven Gerrard has pleaded with England manager Fabio Capello not to give up on him. Midfielder Gerrard admits he has not been at his best for the national side and is aware that nobody's position is safe under Capello. Following his lacklustre display alongside Frank Lampard in the centre of midfield in the 5-1 win against Kazakhstan [. Click to continue reading...

This guy is superb. Quite why he is making a name for himself as a guy in a hoodie standing in front of a box of Cornflakes and not on the TV we don't know. He reels off some excellent impressions of Rafa Benitez, Steven "Yeerrrm" Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Michael Owen and Peter Crouch. The [...] Click to continue reading...

Scouse shop talk This guy is superb. Quite why he is making a name for himself as a guy in a hoodie standing in front of a box of Cornflakes and not on the TV we don't know. He reels off some excellent impressions of Rafa Benitez, Steven "Yeerrrm" Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Michael Owen and Peter [.. Click to continue reading...

The most over rated player in world football After somehow scraping a 5-1 victory over the impressive Kazakhs, England now travel to Belarus for a tricky away tie. Wednesday's match could be the real test as to whether the Croatia result was a one-off or the new benchmark for England performances under Capello. Click to continue reading...

No idea who Darren Farley is, but he does excellent impressions of Liverpool managers/players past and present. The Rafa Benitez one is maybe too easy, but with Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Michael Owen and Peter Crouch he gets the body language as well the voices spot on. I especially like how he gets Gerrard's posture [. Click to continue reading...

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The lineups are set, and another week of World Cup Qualifying is well underway. Click to continue reading...

Aside from the Gerrard/Lampard debate, England's traditional selection problem has been who to play on the left-wing due to a dearth of decent candidates. The current conundrum is who to play on the right, but the reasons are quite opposite. Fabio Capello has a multitude of options for the right-side of midfield. Click to continue reading...