Mike Ashley in the mood for sausages The Nigerian conmen hoping to buy Newcastle United have confirmed that it is in talks to buy Newcastle United. The group is said to have offered 4 cows and 6 packet of sausages, but Ashley admitted he was looking for a better bid. The man fronting the bid is a UK-based businessman who has in fact refused to confirm the size of the offer, we have offered no sausages or Cows, at this stage it's to early to see if the club are worth that much. Click to continue reading...

Not to Wise? If Robbie Savage has the most appropriate name in sport, who has the most unfortunate? Dennis Wise? Click to continue reading...

The FA got it wrong, again. With the panto season in full swing it was typical of Newcastle United to add their own fatuous side show to the farcical goings on in the North East. Anyone who saw Match of the Day would have be appalled to see 21 year old year Newcastle midfielder Danny Guthrie chopping down Hull City's Craig Fagan with so much intent he broke his leg. Click to continue reading...

Picture via this link. Before I write, I want to thank everyone for the turnout this weekend for the EPL Talk Chat. You honestly have no idea how happy it made me. Anyways enough of the gushing, back to the meat of this post. Marlon King's double was enough to see off Newcastle United 2-1. I have [. Click to continue reading...

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Before I write, I want to thank everyone for the turnout this weekend for the EPL Talk Chat. You honestly have no idea how happy it made me. Anyways enough of the gushing, back to the meat of this post.

Marlon King's double was enough to see off Newcastle United 2-1.

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Oh no it isn't, oh yes it is! What a month it's been for Newcastle United. Keegan and his beloved Toon started the season with an impressive point at Old Trafford, things were looking good, until Keegan gave Mike Ashley a wish list which consisted of Thierry Henry, Ronaldinho and Frank Lampard! Wise got him Collocini and Gutierrez, good players non the less but ones Keegan knew nothing about. Click to continue reading...

Kevin Keegan has made his first move of the summer, as Newcastle United announced they have completed the signing of an Argentine winger. Jonas Gutierrez has sealed a switch to St James' Park from Spanish side Real Mallorca on a five-year-deal. The 24-year-old, who helped Mallorca to UEFA Cup qualification last season, has signed for an [. Click to continue reading...

...or just a scam? The recent return of King Kevin to Tyneside recently has had a massive impact on the hoards of Geordie's who manage somehow to turn out in their thousands not only on a Saturday afternoon for the usual St. James dross, but also on a Tuesday morning when the latest big money superstar is unveiled prior to a not so long and not so successful stay on Tyneside. Click to continue reading...

It's a mud bath Last night I sat down after my big Sunday roast, nursing an injury I picked up that morning while playing for my local town, sipping away a pint of beer while watching the Wigan v Arsenal game on TV. It started badly as Steve Bruce said live on TV 'We are embarrassed about the pitch, it simply is unacceptable! Click to continue reading...

Blackburn v Fulham (Sat 3pm) Peggy hot pots all round, as Blackburn should be to strong for the weedy pathetic excuse of a team that is Fulham. A team with with less charisma than Steve McClarren. Prediction 2-0 Click to continue reading...

From Glittering Cocktails to Fat Jailbirds Now think back to 1996, Asprillia was turning and twisting every defender until they would collapse from dizziness, Shearer was scoring for fun, Ginola looked pretty and Shaka Hislop sounded like some sort of cocktail you'd order on a Friday night. Click to continue reading...