Have you ever played football with or against someone you know to be perfectly nice, only to see them turn into a raging animal on the field? Football does the strangest things to people. Take miniature Man City winger Shaun Wright-Phillips and 'Boro boss Gareth Southgate for example. Two of the more mild-mannered men in [. Click to continue reading...

1. The rules don't apply if you're a billionaire. Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was spotted downing a pint at the Emirates while his team lost 3-0 to Arsenal. Slight problem: it's illegal to drink within sight of the pitch in the Premier League. Ashley might think that drinking in the stands makes him more like one [. Click to continue reading...

Something to read while you wait for your YouTube video to arrive in the mail... Is the world ready for Amateur wags? (Weekend Wonders) The DISH vs GolTV rift gets worse (EPL Talk) Soccer rage in Canada (not the good kind though) (Canadian Press) Seems all the big clubs are uspet with each other these days (Extra Time) Which keepers [. Click to continue reading...

Shaun-Wright Phillips has finally listened to what everyone has been telling him for the last three years and got the hell out of Chelsea. In what feels like an admission that maybe he shouldn't have gone there in the first place, SWP has rejoined Man City for an undisclosed fee, thought to be around £9 [. Click to continue reading...

And with the season upon us, it's time for more predictions which will almost certainly not come true because my crystal ball is dirty and unreliable. Just like Man City's ownership. The Big Four.....will stay the Big Four. Every year someone is supposed to crack through and break the big moneyed foursome clotting the top of [. Click to continue reading...