Wait, wait. Stop me if you've heard this one before. Ruud Gullit said something stupid . . . Oh, all right. I know it's a bit like fishing with hand grenades, but anyway . . . So I'm watching a stream of Liverpool-Chelsea (Sky Sports, I think?), and I left it on after the match on the off chance that I would get to see Jamie Carragher attempting to speak English (I did, and it was just as Click to continue reading...

Wow, our favorite Dutchman is back in the news. And just as we feared he is making even more outlandish statements about MLS the more he is asked about it. He just goes on and on and on....Like the Energizer bunny crossed with Oliver Stone with an unfortunate haircut. Anyway...

An excerpt rom Sky Sports:

Problems Stateside

Sunday evening promises a trip to sample the MLS as LA Galaxy - minus Beckham who is on England duty - play host to Chicago Fire.

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Stuff to read while you sue God..... A look at Bernd Stange's non-footballing job history. (Sniffing The Touchline) The WAG "circus" may be over, but those clowns will always be in our hearts. (The Spoiler) Aberdeen's in the house, and it's not written by Derek Rae. (Aberdeen Offside) Bologna too, but that one might be Derek under a nom [. Click to continue reading...

The MLS Files Ex-LA Galaxy coach Ruud Gullit has revealed that the evil geniuses behind Major League Soccer are deliberately keeping a lid on soccerball to avoid damaging true American sports. Comments made to Reuters about a Major League Soccer conspiracy have had some onlookers questioning the state of the former Dutch international's mental health. Click to continue reading...

Just a quick note to point you to a couple of good reads since early this morning we presented you with Ruud "MKULTRA" Gullit's claims that US Soccer was holding the sport down so as not to make other sports in the USA look bad.

Gullit Makes No Sense - LA Times

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Ruud Gullit must have brought some of California's finest back to the other side of the pond as he has gone all conspiratorial on us...

This comes to us courtesy of Reuters:

CARSON, California, Oct 13 (Reuters) - David Beckham faces a near-impossible task to try to elevate soccer to unprecedented heights in the United States, says former Los Angeles Galaxy coach Ruud Gullit.

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It seems one of the things that may have prompted MLS to consider major changes to the schedule might have been the words of ex-LA Galaxy boss, Ruud Gullit. In this interview with Britain's Daily Mail he give MLS some constructive criticism that many readers here likely agree with.

Here is an excerpt:

Courtesy of our friends at Tribal Football:

Former LA Galaxy coach Ruud Gullit says there's a lot that needs to change in MLS.

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Turns out Bruce Arena's first Galaxy team looks a lot like Ruud Gullit's last team - not that he's got many options of course.

David Beckham is on his way to China for the Olympics closing ceremonies, Landon Donovan is recovering from last night's Guatemalan hackfest, um, game, Carlos Ruiz is now a Toronto player, eh, and new signing Eddie Lewis has the evening off too, recovering from the nasty blow to the head he took, no doubt.

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Another MLS coach faced the firing squad on Wednesday afternoon as the announcement was made that the Colorado Rapids have decided to part ways with head coach Fernando Clavijo immediately. Assistant coach Gary Smith has been tapped to fill the position on an interim basis for the remainder of the 2008 season. Click to continue reading...

Fernando Clavijo, the head coach of the Colorado Rapids, has resigned with immediate effect from his position. Like the death of a sick loved one, the news comes as a shock but not exactly unexpected. Rumors had been flying for some time, especially after the recent meltdown at the Los Angeles Galaxy when Ruud Gullit and Alexei Lalas said goodbye. Click to continue reading...

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The Los Angeles Galaxy will introduce Bruce Arena as the team's new head coach at a press conference scheduled for 2pm ET today.

Arena and assistant coach Dave Sarachan will take over for former Galaxy head coach Ruud Gullit, who resigned a week ago, and their first game at the Galaxy helm will be Saturday against the Chicago Fire.

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Very quick notes while on the run in Beijing:

- The EPL team we've picked to follow, Everton, kicks off the season at 10 a.m. ET Saturday against Blackburn, conveniently on Fox Soccer Channel. Take a look.

- Could the LA Galaxy be doing any more to telegraph the expected hiring of Bruce Arena?

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Back before the season began, WV Hooligan put out Fernando Clavijo, Sigi Schmid and Juan Carlos Osario as his top 3 for being in the coaching hot seat in the MLS. Sigi Schmid doesn't appear to be close with the Crew, along with head coaching rookie Dennis Hamlett's Chicago Fire, still in contention with New England for the Supporters Shield. Click to continue reading...

Yesterday the news had come down that Ruud Gullit and Alexi Lalas were on their way out of the LA Galaxy, but I didn't have the energy to write a post on it (Monday is my extended work day). After reading around it's just the latest chapter in MLS' premier soap opera. I'm not at all surprised that something like this happened at the Galaxy, especially after a very unsexy seven-match winless streak in a season where significant progress had to be shown. Click to continue reading...

He was supposed to change MLS and soccer in America forever. David Beckham's signing in January 2007 with the LA Galaxy was supposed to elevate his new club and by extension its league to heights never experienced before. Eighteen months later all parties (except AEG, the Galaxy's owners who have made a killing off the Beckham name) must ponder whether it was really worthwhile.

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Now that it is The Day After, I have a few thoughts on what just happened.

Alexi Lalas' firing was at least a year too late and was a laughably inept hire in the first place. Lalas was good at many things, like being a salesman extraordinaire, doing color commentary, creating funny ESPN Sportscenter promotional spots, even defending for the US MNT.

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So Alexi and Ruud get the screen-door-hitting-asses treatment in Galaxy-land to a resounding chorus of "Finally" and "What took you so long?" in the futblogosphere. Cue the ambiguity . . . Tickle Lalas' Abomination sure has been fun to watch as they tripped and stumbled their way to somewhere below mediocracy. Click to continue reading...

Galaxy Coach Ruud Gullit, a distant and cold figure to players and media alike, is gone.

GM Alexi Lalas, witty and personable, but ultimately self-defeating, overly manipulative and simply too clever for his own good has followed him.

"I think very highly of Alexi", AEG President Tim Leiweke told the LA Times.

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I had set out to write some of my column on the Chivas USA-Galaxy match and how the luster was off from this game. Then, I scrapped it and decided to write an all-Olympics column. I filed it, and then the Galaxy story about Ruud Gullit and Alexi Lalas broke.

We're still going with the Olympics stuff for tomorrow but when I follow up on the Galaxy and the Super Clasico later in the week, it will be with today's news in mind. Click to continue reading...

There was a bloodbath in Los Angeles today as Galaxy GM Alexi Lalas got the boot and coach Ruud Gullit packed up his balls and went home. The official story is that he resigned. There's a chance it may actually be true. LA fans aren't hugely surprised by the Lalas news. He [...] Click to continue reading...

CARSON, Calif. -- Ruud Gullit, the head coach of the Los Angeles Galaxy Major League Soccer (MLS) club, will leave the team for personal reasons it was announced Monday.

It was also announced that Galaxy President and General Manager Alexi Lalas has been relieved of his duties effective immediately.

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Amazing when you miss when you're locked up in meetings all day but manager Ruud Gullit has resigned as manager of MLS's Los Angeles Galaxy. The club, who have gone seven matches without a win, also parted with president Alexi... Click to continue reading...

NEWS: Honestly, tell me you didn't see this coming with a straight face. Do it. I dare you. AEG warned the Galaxy last week, and now the heads are rolling. Both Ruud Gullit and Alexi Lalas have been relieved of... Click to continue reading...

What a mess huh? Most of you know my position about Alexi Lalas. Solid player in his prime, terrible in suit in the front office. I've been that way from the beginning with Lalas and to a lesser degree with Ruud Gullit. Today as we all know both have left the Galaxy either on their own accord [...] Click to continue reading...

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So the hammer comes down.

The Los Angeles Times, in a story by Grahame Jones, reports that AEG has axed BOTH Alexi Lalas and Ruud Gullit in a meeting held today.

Jones reports,

In a pair of sweeping changes brought about by a Major League Soccer season in meltdown, the Los Angeles Galaxy today removed Alexi Lalas as team president and general manager and Ruud Gullit as coach.

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Coach Ruud Gullit has resigned for alleged "personal reasons;" GM Alexi Lalas is out the door as well:

AEG head honcho Tim Leiweke: "There are two good people that for different reasons aren't part of this organization today, and that's a shame. The fact is, the players have to look deep inside themselves and understand they have to be responsible for some of this.

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After Frank Yallop resigned, I was wondering if the head coaching position at the Galaxy might be offered to Cobi Jones. It wasn't, of course, at least not directly.

Thing is, when I was talking to Cobi about becoming Ruud's assistant, back when they were introduced together as a team, there was one thing he made expressly clear. Click to continue reading...

I'm sure this is just the beginning of this story ... Gullit resigns as Galaxy coach for personal reasons; Lalas gone too LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Ruud Gullit has resigned as coach of the slumping Los Angeles Galaxy for personal reasons, and president/general manager Alexi Lalas also is out of a job, a source familiar with the [. Click to continue reading...

We knew it was coming. We just didn't know that it would happen so soon.  Alexi Lalas and Ruud Gullit are out in LA, and we don't know who will replace them according to the LA Times.  This comes right in the middle of a 7 game winless streak. What do you think of the [...] Click to continue reading...

They're both gone: In a stunning, though not completely surprising turn of events at the Los Angeles Galaxy, both Ruud Gullit head coach and team president Alexi Lalas are looking for new jobs. The Galaxy fired Lalas on Monday, the same day Gullit resigned as head coach. Tom Payne takes over as the Galaxy's president while long-time [. Click to continue reading...

We've all talked about the writings on the wall for weeks...no make that months. Now it all appears to be final. LA Galaxy head coach Ruud Gullit and General Manager Alexi Lalas have both left the Galaxy. Gullit is leaving for personal reasons and Lalas is just out of a job. Gullit will be succeeded on [. Click to continue reading...

Well now we know what the meeting was about and now we can now confirm what we called a while back.....

According to this article on Fox Sports Gullit and Lalas are out in LA and Cobi Jones of all people has been announced as interim coach. Who does AEG think they will get to replace Gullit? Click to continue reading...

For weeks, it seemed the writing was on the wall for either Ruud Gullit or Alexi Lalas. The Galaxy's terrible results dictated that someone would have to pay the price.

It seems both have as both Gulllit and Lalas are gone.

Gullit resigned for personal reasons while Lalas and AEG have also parted ways. Click to continue reading...

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In a stunning, though not completely surprising turn of events at the Los Angeles Galaxy, both Ruud Gullit head coach and team president Alexi Lalas are looking for new jobs.

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It was easiest the biggest win in the history of the NEW San Jose Earthquakes.

When Ryan Cochrane scored the last-minute winner to give San Jose a 3-2 triumph against hated rivals Los Angeles Galaxy, the team celebrated like it was releasing weeks and months of frustration, which is what it did.

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