Saturday, 8 November 2008 Arsenal v Man Utd, 12:45 With Walcott, Gallas, Sagna, Adebayor and Eboue all doubtful and Robin van Persie injured, we could be seeing Arsenal's Carling Cup team at the Emirates. That might work against Sheffield United, but it won't work against Manchester United. Odds: (win/draw/win) Gunners 2-1, Draw 9-4, Man Utd 11-8 Prediction: 2-0 to [. Click to continue reading...

Saturday, 1 November 2008 Everton v Fulham, 12:45 Looks like an Everton win, until you realize the Toffees have only picked up two home points this season. And Andy Johnson (finally) found his shooting boots on Wednesday, so maybe he'll do a Bentley against his old employers. He's 250-1 for a hat-trick. Click to continue reading...

Wednesday, 29 October 2008 Arsenal v Tottenham, 20:00 This has to be one of the most interesting north London derbies for a long while. Arsenal clearly have the better team of footballers (well, they do) but Spurs have the Redknapp bounce (or the Judas bounce, depending on who you ask). The former might outweigh the latter. Click to continue reading...

Saturday, 25 October 2008 Everton v Man Utd, 12:00 Poor David Moyes. All he wants is for Everton's season to turn around so he can start enjoying that massive new salary. But the damn Premier League fixture computer keeps pitting The Toffees against teams with bigger and better squads. Better luck next week David. Click to continue reading...

The Premier League in week four is a very different place to the Premier League in week three. Dimitar Berbatov is now at Man Utd, and Robinho traded Real Madrid for Man City (still feels weird to type that). Meanwhile West Ham have a new manager and Newcastle currently have no manager. Oh and suddenly [. Click to continue reading...

I want to do predictions. So I'm going to do them. You can lambaste me now or more appropriately, at the end of the season. Feel free to improve on my egregious decisions in the comments section.

-The Chelsea Offside 2008-09 English Premiership predictions-

1. Chelsea
Really, was there any doubt?

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Bon soir! Yesterday, I gave you the lowdown on my take of the final Premiership Positions for next May, today we'll have a look at the bottom half, will it be another nail biter for Fulham and Bolton or will Hull and Stoke surprise the bookies with a Readingesque 1st season? I'll also be giving you [. Click to continue reading...

After a whirlwind 1st season last year at UKFF, I don't think I faired too badly in the gypsy glass ball prediction game malarkey, well it's in the blood innit. Ok, the Manc's didn't do the treble as I thought they would but they darn well came close with 100 goal-line clearances by Pompey in the FA cup semi denying me some sheckles. Click to continue reading...

Breaking the top 4 again? David Moyes arrived at Goodison 6 years ago now and has built a balanced and hardworking outfit regularly challenging for a European place (official 5th best team in the league.) Click to continue reading...

Roll on August It's the day that every football fan around the country has a reason to be happy going into work or school or waking up earlier than usual on a day off. The fixtures for the new season were announced and the excitement begins here. Click to continue reading...

So who's your money on? As the European Championships in Austria and Switzerland embark on to the quarter-final stages there are big games on the horizon and plenty of euro 2008 betting opportunities. Click to continue reading...

Semi final show down Semi final time in the FA cup this week and I'll be rooting for Harry and his Portsmouth boys. Footballs favourite cockney Harry has been waiting to get to Wembley even longer than forgotten England man Dave Nugent as waited to get on the turf at Fratton Park, but Harry is there and it was a bumpy ride. Click to continue reading...

Aston Villa v Sunderland Villa could do with a scrappy doo win, anything but 3 points will do. The Black Cats are almost as bad as Trumpton & Derby on the road, I can't see anything but a Villa revival here. Prediction 4-1 Click to continue reading...

Arsenal v Middlesbrough, (5:15pm) Arsenal don't do defeats, but if they did it would probably be to a crap team like Middlesbrough? Boro are once again looking to cement a top 17 finish. Prediction 1-0 Click to continue reading...

Blackburn v Fulham (Sat 3pm) Peggy hot pots all round, as Blackburn should be to strong for the weedy pathetic excuse of a team that is Fulham. A team with with less charisma than Steve McClarren. Prediction 2-0 Click to continue reading...