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September 7, 2008

English team wins title

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At last.Not a very elevating or inspiring title - but a title nonetheless.They have won the title "Biggest waste of Space" in a poll carried out by a storage products firm called BiGDUG.Other lesser winners include the mayor of London Boris Johnson and prime minister Gordon Brown.
The complete list.

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August 15, 2008

Sanford's Soccer Net EPL Review Part Two

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Here's 10th to 1st in SSN's preview of the the new EPL season. It even comes with a new added feature [also added retrospectively to yesterday's list]: 'Team Dickhead', just in case you were looking for one person to boo in every team. I was going to name the title 'Team Wanker', but for obvious reason went with 'dickhead' instead. Click to continue reading...

August 13, 2008

The Only Couple that Make the Rooneys Look Good

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You might remember a little while ago we showed you just how little taste Andriy ‘Fat Paris Hilton' Voronin and his chav-tastic wife Yulia have when it comes to clothes.

Well now she's pregnant for the second time in ten months, which is obviously a sign of pure class.

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August 12, 2008

The Best Damn Club in Town

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Since dumping inflatable fun-bucket Nereida Gallardo, Cristiano Ronaldo has been having a whale of a time. In between busy stints tanning himself blacker than night, the Portuguese winger has been rubbing shoulders with Paris Hilton, David Beckham and Justin Timberlake, and dating a foxy Italian model called Letizia Filippi. Click to continue reading...

August 8, 2008

News from Beulah and Paris Hilton … a Header I Never Could Have Imagined Writing

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First, the Paris part.  She's participated in a video response to McCain's campaign ad - you know - the one where he implies that Obama is just a celebrity.  It's doing well on the net ... and Paris has risen a notch in my estimation (although she still has a ways to go before she [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "News from Beulah and Paris Hilton . Click to continue reading...

August 7, 2008

Paris Hilton Campaign Announcement...

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See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.comSee more funny videos at Funny or Die Click to continue reading...

July 26, 2008

Ronaldo shrugs off naive MTV reality star

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I'll admit I've watched a few episodes of "The Hills." It only makes this story more entertaining to me.

Apparently Lauren Conrad, aka LC, made partially famous by MTV reality shows wanted to get some attention from the Portuguese winger at an L.A. nightclub.
'Lauren approached him and asked for a picture of them to be taken.
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January 28, 2008

The Monday Morning Question

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Ok, so now that Pat Noonan's packed his bags for Norway, the purveying myth endures: that player moves abroad will somehow improve the National Team by having its players play in Europe. Personally, I buy that excuse about as often as Paris Hilton buys her own lemon drop shots.

So let me ask you:

Does Pat Noonan's move overseas benefit the national team? Click to continue reading...