...and as you can imagine, competition is fierce. Check out Mike Werner of Hansa Rostock, to your left. Scare-ree. He looks like a normal human climbed into The Fly machine with a hedgehog. Why are Bild inflicting these gruesome stylings on everyone again? The German paper (now with English language website) is celebrating the launch of [. Click to continue reading...

Business up front, party in the back; Argies live by the mullet's raison d'etre. Click to continue reading...

It could be the sun, it could be an over-zealous barber, it could just be my over-active imagination. But I think Mikko Paatelainen is dealing with his receders with a mohawk. Of course, I mourn the passing of the mullet, a symbol of Finland just like Salmiakki and sauna, but times change and Mikko moves [. Click to continue reading...

Covering the half that matters!
I don't really mean that, but hey, no one scored in the half I didn't blog.
50th - Almost all RSL - makes sense, since they're on home turf (obligatory artificial surface gripe).
54 - Wingert outside low shot - Onstad has time to check his reflection in the shiny silver ball before catching it. Click to continue reading...

"I need a new place to feel comfortable with my mullet" by Cleetus Cornhauler West Virginia dun changed. Tha other day, I was a' driving my AMERICAN made truck down to my favorite watering hole, the Squealin' Pig, on account I had a hankerin' fer a beer an I haven't been thar in awhile, an when I [. Click to continue reading...

"I need a new place to feel comfortable with my mullet" by Cleetus Cornhauler West Virginia dun changed. Tha other day, I was a' driving my AMERICAN made truck down to my favorite watering hole, the Squealin' Pig, on account I had a hankerin' fer a beer an I haven't been thar in awhile, an when I [. Click to continue reading...