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November 28, 2008

Disneyland

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Who would ever have thought that the world of football could be likened to Disneyland?

Well Joe Kinnear for a start.

So if Mickey Mouse is a metaphor for referee Martin Atkinson, what other characters might we identify?

Who, for example, might Sam Allardyce be?

Arsene Wenger? Click to continue reading...
For Girls Who Can't Do Football @ 12:40 PM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Arsene Wenger, Ian Dowie, Joe Kinnear, Roy Keane, Sam Allardyce, martin atkinson

November 27, 2008

Off The Post’s Thanksgiving List

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As our American cousins are gorging themselves on huge portions of food (even more so than normal days), here are some things we are thankful for... 1. Turkey. Thankfully now he has stepped down as Arsenal captain he can go get stuffed. 2. Foreign sugar daddies who bankroll our clubs with scant regard for words like 'recession' [. Click to continue reading...
Off the Post @ 06:47 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , English Premier League, Football, Joe Kinnear, Soccer, William Gallas, lists, thanksgiving

November 11, 2008

Joe Kinnear in Disneyland

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We wouldn't write blogs about football if we didn't think it was rife with symbolism. It seems those within the game think the same way -- see Arsene Wenger's bizarre attempt to inspire his players by pointing out how Barack Obama rose to the top of the US government even though 'nobody really knows what his ideas are. Click to continue reading...
A More Splendid Life @ 03:34 PM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Jay Simpson, Joe Kinnear, Mickey Mouse

November 9, 2008

Top 10 conclusions: Premier League weekend 8-9 November

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1. Vedran Corluka has escaped the razor for a few more days at least. 2. Arsenal are not going to win the title, but hopefully they proved to themselves and their critics that they are not a poor time - just poorly mentally equipped for games they ought to win. 3. Joe Kinnear, on a lesser scale [... Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Arsenal, Conclusions, Darren Bent, English Premier League, Football, Joe Kinnear, Manchester United, Nicolas Anelka, Robbie Keane, Samir Nasri, Soccer, conclusion, vedran corluka

November 4, 2008

Which Premier League Clubs Will Get Relegated This Season?

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Just as it's difficult to predict who will win the Premier League race this year, it's going to be even harder to pick which three clubs will be relegated. After watching all of the teams play, none of them look like relegation candidates. Sure, one week ago Spurs looked like relegation certainties, but with Harry Houdini [. Click to continue reading...
EPL Talk @ 06:52 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: Blackburn Rovers, Bolton Wanderers, England, Hull City, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, Stoke City, West Bromwich Albion, tottenham hotspur

November 1, 2008

Great Scott!

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Harry Redknapp improbably turns Spurs from zeroes to heroes, from villainy to last gasp valiance in the blink of an eye. Joe Kinnear rants, raves and ruminates but turns Joey Barton from A Wing to A list as Newcastle rediscover some sort of fire in their bloated Geordie bellies. And who completes this list of improbable sixty something success stories? Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Dens Park, Dundee, Dundee FC, Harry Redknapp, Jocky Scott, Joe Kinnear, Scottish First Division

October 28, 2008

Quinton Quiz - Football Buzzards part II (swearing edition)

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For those of you who are still unfamiliar with Quinton Quiz then here's a little introduction, he's the love child of Maggie Thatcher, Statto & Roy Cropper from Cori. He may look like an absolute goon, but he knows his onions when it comes to footy. He recently came out of retirement to play for the mighty Wycliffe FC in their record 7-0 first round cup defeat. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Harry Redknapp, Joe Kinnear, UK Football Finder news, bloopers, fa, funnys, out takes, premeir league

October 20, 2008

Fantasy Premier League Blog Mirrors Real Life: Fantasy Soccer Sign of Apocalypse Upon Us

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Some supporters tell us that we are the wittiest fantasy premier league blog. Drunkenly, they chant our name at stadiums across the globe, "Never Captain Nicky Butt! Never Captain Nicky Butt!"

Joe Kinnear clearly disagrees.

He captained Nicky Butt.
The end of the world is near. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Fantasy Premier League, Fantasy Soccer, Joe Kinnear, Manchester City, Newcastle United, Nicky Butt, Premier League Pundit, fantasy footie blog, fantasy premier league pundit

October 19, 2008

I’m On Setanta Sports: Jose Makes A Shock Revelation

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Jose Mourinho makes a shock revelation in the latest episode of I'm On Setanta Sports, which promises quite a lot of great entertainment in the coming weeks. In fact, this past weekend's episode is one of the funniest yet with great segments from The Boy, It and a hilarious joke on Joe Kinnear's behalf. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: England, FABIO CAPELLO, I'm On Setanta Sports, Joe Kinnear, Jose Mourinho, Sven-Goran Eriksson, Wayne Rooney

October 7, 2008

Roy Kinnear is back! MSN have done it again

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OK, it's getting a bit silly now To follow-up yesterday's clanger from MSN, we have now found this article from last Friday in which they call Joe Kinnear - for some reason best known to themselves - Roy Kinnear. As we pointed out yesterday, Roy Kinnear is an actor who died in 1988 after falling from [. Click to continue reading...
Off the Post @ 06:03 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Football, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, Oddballs, Soccer, crap journalists, msn, roy kinnear

October 6, 2008

Newcastle United have a new manager!

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MSN appoints deceased English actor Roy Kinnear as new Magpies boss Oops! This one slipped through the net. According to MSN, Roy Kinnear is raging at "scandalous press". Either MSN have employed a bloody good medium to contact the actor who passed away in 1988, or someone has messed up. We would say they deserved the [. Click to continue reading...
Off the Post @ 11:53 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Football, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, Oddballs, Soccer, msn, roy kinnear

Newcastle and Liverpool Impress During Premier League Super Sunday

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Finally. We finally got a Premier League weekend where we had two matches with teams playing their hearts out and giving it 100%. Too often this season the majority of matches have been one-sided and negative. But fair play to Manchester City and Liverpool, and Everton and Newcastle for two thoroughly exciting matches. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: Damien Duff, Dirk Kuyt, England, Joe Kinnear, Liverpool, Newcastle United, Rafa Benitez, Robbie Keane, Robinho

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

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1. Liverpool are king of the comebacks. They did it in the 2005 Champions League final, they did it in the 2006 FA Cup final, and now they're doing it in the Premier League. Two goals down at Man City yesterday and Liverpool came back to win 3-2. They also came from a goal down to [...] Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , 10 Things We Learned in the Premier League, Arsenal, English Premier League, Everton FC, Geovanni, Grant Leadbitter, Jason Brown, Joe Kinnear, Liverpool, Man City, Manchester United, Nemanja Vidic, Newcastle United, Peter Crouch, Rob Green, Robin Van Persie, Spurs, Stoke, Sunderland, Swearing, Theo Walcott, comeback, hull, video replay

October 5, 2008

Send In The Cockney Clowns: Newcastle Contemplates Signing Gerry Francis

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Gerry Francis has been offered a coaching position at Newcastle United, according to Sky Sports. But, according to The Daily Telegraph, he may reject the offer. If he takes the position, the former Tottenham Hotspur and Queens Park Rangers manager will join a club overflowing with cockneys including owner Mike Ashley, vice president Tony Jimenez, executive [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: Derek Llambias, England, Gerry Francis, Joe Kinnear, Mike Ashley, Newcastle United, Queen's Park Rangers, Tony Jimenez, dennis wise

October 4, 2008

Joe Kinnear's Swears Make Baby Jesus Cry

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After sitting through hours of sterile political debate, both Vice Presidentialist and the Maple Syrup variety, it's nice to hear someone willingly spout expletives at the national media. Wouldn't this be much, much more elucidating?

Biden: Well, Sarah, I respect and admire John McCain for his service to America, but he's kind of acting like a douchebag to the American middle class. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Joe Biden, Joe Kinnear, Sarah Palin, Stephen Harper

Joe Kinnear gets Wikipedia graffiti

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Internet wag defaces Kinnear's f***ing Wiki page Childish? Yes. Ultimately pointless? Yes. Funny? Yes! Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Football, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, Oddballs, Soccer, Wikipedia

October 3, 2008

Viewer Discretion Is Advised

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How bad have things become at Newcastle United? Well, just check out this transcript of Thursday's press conference with new interim manager Joe Kinnear.

Warning: do not click on that link if strong language offends you or will get you in trouble with anyone who might see your screen.

--Smoods Click to continue reading...
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Tags: Joe Kinnear, NY Red Bulls, Newcastle United

Joe Kinnear’s Newcastle United Press Conference: Audio

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We have the audio of Joe Kinnear's unbelievable tirade against journalists from yesterday's Newcastle United press conference. If this isn't a sign of a club in serious trouble, I don't know what is. What was Mike Ashley and Dennis Wise thinking about hiring Kinnear who obviously isn't able to handle the pressure? Click to continue reading...
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Tags: England, Joe Kinnear, Mike Ashley, Newcastle United, dennis wise

Are you For Kinnear?

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"We're not For Kinnear." Joe Kinnear - the man who has single-handedly raised the number of expletives in football by 2387 per cent in one week. Click to continue reading...
Off the Post @ 06:25 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Football Videos, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, Oddballs, Video, YouTube, funny video

Joe Kinnear’s naughty mouth just got naughtier

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Newcastle caretaker says bad words to journos Brought to you under the Joe Kinnear Swear Word Exchange Programme between Off The Post and The Spoiler. The Spoiler saw our Kinnear swears on Football Focus video, and they raised it. Big time. What follows is a transcript of what must be one of the most foul-mouthed, paranoid and [. Click to continue reading...
Off the Post @ 06:21 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Daily Mirror, Football, Football Videos, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, Soccer, Video, YouTube, rant

Joe Kinnear: The Best #$%&ing Interview in the Game

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Joe Kinnear may not be the best coach in the world. Hell, he's probably not even the best interim coach in the world. But even Jose Mourinho and Rafa Benitez need to bow down to the man's press conference prowess. Joe absolutely steamrolled the British press, two lads in particular, yesterday in no uncertain terms. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , English Premier League, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, World Football, press conference, tirade

October 2, 2008

Joe Kinnear swears on Football Focus

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Newcastle caretaker says a naughty word I wonder if Kinnear is keeping Keegan's swear box warm him too... Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Football, Football Focus, Football Videos, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, Soccer, Video, YouTube, football video

September 30, 2008

Sensible Thinking By Kinnear To Give Players Day Off

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Joe Kinnear talked to the Evening Chronicle today about giving the lads the day off yesterday. Joe Kinnear - being interviewed over weekend Before conducting his first training session this morning, Kinnear talked to the Evening Chronicle: "What's all the fuss about?" "After Saturday's game we all sat down and decided to give the players at [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: England, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United

Joe Kinnear So Upbeat, Positive And Real

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Yesterday turned out to be a day off for the Newcastle players as Joe Kinnear prepared for his first training session with the lads today. Joe Kinnear - so upbeat and positive Hopefully we'll get some pictures on the official site of the first training session with new interim boss Joe Kinnear. He did meet with his [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: England, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, boss

Kinnear - Owen A Good Voice In The Dressing Room

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Joe Kinnear is not worried one little bit about Michael Owen's contract situation and will continue to have Michael as captain of the club. Michael Owen - quality player - no doubt about that Michael's been playing well in the game he's played and he's obviously trying all he can to turn the situation at Newcastle around. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: England, Joe Kinnear, Michael Owen, Newcastle United, Newcastle Youth, Other News

September 29, 2008

Newcastle shambles nears it's conclusion

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The sale of Newcastle United has moved one step closer today with the news that the Nigerian consortium interested in the buying the club have now lodged a bid. Since the departure of Kevin Keegan from the club earlier this month, there has been severe pressure on owner Mike Ashley (who happens to look rather like Bobby from King of the Hill) to sell the club. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , English Premier League, Joe Kinnear, Kevin Keegan, Magpies, Mike Ashley, Newcastle United, Spurs

Kinnear At Half Time - Give Ball To Duff

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It's been said that the Irish like to stick together and at half time Joe Kinnear had already picked out the potential match winner for Newcastle - Damien Duff. Damien Duff - played indvery weed ell on Saturday Duff has been having his best season at the club, and he had another excellent game on Saturday, but [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: Damien Duff, England, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United

Kinnear - Too Many Quiet Players In Dressing Room

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There's one thing we've learned very quickly about Joe Kinnear, and that is he's quite a character, with a certain gift of the gab. Joe Kinnear - Oh no - what have I got myself into? But he's an Irishman, born in Dublin at the end of 1946, and has the same home town as Damien Duff. Joe [...] Click to continue reading...
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Tags: Damien Duff, Dublin, England, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United

Kinnear So Determined To Do Well At Newcastle

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Joe Kinnear is relishing the challenge in front of him at Newcastle, and he seems determined to give the job everything he has for the next 5-6 weeks, and that's so refreshing to hear. Joe Kinnear - so determined to do well As the successful manager of Wimbledon in the 1990s Kinnear became very used to being [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: England, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, Wimbledon

September 28, 2008

Kinnear banned two games

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Great story.

The last time Joe Kinnear (Newcastle's new signing) coached a game, with Nottingham Forest in 2004, he was given a two-game ban after a verbal altercation with the ref.

But he never had to serve that ban since he didn't return for the 2005 season and hasn't had a job since. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, altercation

Newcastle legend plays down a return to St James’ Park: Can anyone blame him?!

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Joe Kinnear is interim manager of the Magpies and he's got a tough old job on his hands after watching his team perform badly during their 2-1 reverse against Blackburn. The team were especially poor during the first half of the match and, despite rumours of an imminent takeover, the ... Click to continue reading...
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Tags: England, Joe Kinnear, Magpies, Rumours, takeover

D’Oh!! Kinnear to Serve Two of His Six-ish Newcastle Games in the Stands

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Meet Coco the Clown. He is the reason Newcastle will be lacking even an interim manager for two games. You remember Joe Kinnear? The new interim manager of Newcastle, the guy who signed on for six to eight games after everybody else in the universe said no to the job? Where [...] Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , English Premier League, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, World Football, touchline ban

Newcastle Utd Turmoil Continues....

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After getting dumped out of the Carling Cup by Tottenham in midweek, Newcastle got beat 2-1 by Blackburn at St James' Park yesterday afternoon.


It was 'interim' manager Joe Kinnear's first game in charge and the laughable aspect of his first game in charge was that he had to watch it from the stands as he has to serve a two-match touchline ban! Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Blackburn Rovers, Carling Cup, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, Newcastle Utd, Premiership, toon, tottenham hotspur

Shearer Has No Idea About Kinnear Remarks

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Alan Shearer admitted to Match Of The Day last night that he has no idea about the claims made by new boss Joe Kinnear, regarding returning to Newcastle United as a coach. Alan Shearer - has no knowledge of rejoining Newcastle But we don‘t think this is surprising news because what we think Ashley told Joe, was [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: Alan Shearer, England, Joe Kinnear, Newcastle United, coach

Good news around the corner for Newcastle United fans? Keegan and Shearer set for ‘dream team’ return

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While Magpies fans won't believe it until they see it, there could at last be reasons for cheer at St James' Park after the last few weeks of misery (or should that be years?). Yes, Joe Kinnear might have been a disappointing instalment as interim manager of Newcastle, although the ... Click to continue reading...
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Tags: England, Joe Kinnear, Magpies, Newcastle United, cheer
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