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September 11, 2008

Conrad Has a Posse

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You guys already knew that, but now you can support the cause! Check out http://www.cafepress.com/conradsposse and buy your favorite Jimmy Conrad Has a Posse gear. Proceeds go to Conrad's favorite charities. Nice! Click to continue reading...

September 3, 2008

Gomez Leaves Colorado's Peaks for KC's Fruited Plain

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In an effort to prevent Jimmy Conrad from being the team's Golden Boot winner for 2008 the Wizards have augmented their attack by signing Herculez Gomez from Colorado. Basically that means that if Claudio Lopez can't get the job done, it will be up to Gomez to keep Jimmy's head from becoming as vast as the Kansas plains. Click to continue reading...

If Maverick Was As Good in the Air as Conrad Maybe Goose Wouldn't Have Died

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Believe it or not I just watched Top Gun on Monday. If you were an American male between the age of 10 and 22 when that movie came out it was the greatest story ever committed to film. We talked about the KC Wizards remix of the film a while back and now that I've seen this test footage, I think I'm feeling some Oscar buzz. Click to continue reading...

August 27, 2008

Kickin' It With Al Hopkins: WTF Edition

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Allen Hopkins points out two things in this clip that really do make you think "WTF?". The first is how is LA not scoring of Becks corners? Is it that he's serving up weak-sauce, his teammates not knowing what to do with ass this good or have the league's other teams actually found a way to stop Goldenballs? Click to continue reading...

August 12, 2008

Conrad on All Star Week, Celeb's and Some Hot Chick

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I love tabloid tattle and gossip. Perhaps it was too much time spent reading The Daily Mail and The Sun on my daily commute when I lived in London. And no one does it nearly as good as the British; the only things they've ever been better at are playing long-ball and imperialism. And we know how both of those worked out. Click to continue reading...

July 21, 2008

Chat With Jimmy Conrad Tomorrow

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Surely I can't be the only one with questions for Jimmy Conrad? While I'm going to ask him to justify his affinity for The Arcade Fire, you can feel free to ask him whatever you wish. He'll being doing one of those live chat thigamajigs for ESPN.com tomorrow and you should take advantage. Click to continue reading...

June 10, 2008

Wizards Go Hollywood in the Heartland

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Dudes, how great is this? Sasha Victorine looking like The Captain sans Tenille with wingman Jimmy Conrad rocking a huge Freddy Mercury-style 'c*ckduster' mustache. Probably the greatest photo ever taken that does not include the tag 'upskirt'.

This was provided by a TOR mole on the set of a shoot for a new web-video campaign featuring Kansas City Wizards players reenacting famous scenes from various 80's movies (such as the Top Gun bar scene). Click to continue reading...

May 20, 2008

JImmy Conrad on Officiating

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With the likes of David Beckham supposedly facing fines, John Carver under investigation and Juan Carlos Osorio being ejected for the way he (allegedly) spoke to a linesman, this may not exactly be the best climate to go composing 1,300 word open letters to the MLS referee contingent. But when the author is Jimmy Conrad, it may actually be the best time because you know that he'll do it in a way that is a) entertaining, b) intelligent and c) won't get him into enough trouble that it's messes with his money. Click to continue reading...

May 12, 2008

Jimmy Conrad Would Like to Sell You Something

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Hey, at least it's not KickMedic. Click to continue reading...

March 27, 2008

Tune in Radio Free Conrad Tonight

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Now I'm all for people loving whoever they want to love, but everyone knows that Jimmy Conrad is lying when he says that he Sean Wheelock are lovers. First off, he's far too unattractive for a man like Wheelock. Secondly, when two men are in love a decision has to be made and from what I hear it's pretty tough to make the relationship work when both men are "tops". Click to continue reading...

March 26, 2008

Video: Jimmy Conrad on Old Folks Issues

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Seriously guys, Jimmy Conrad is talking about retirement and it makes me really sad. I'm talking early Morrissey-sad. I know he's still got a few years left in him but I almost feel like those parents who get all misty-eyed when they start talking about their children going of to college; it's inevitable but it doesn't make it any easier to think about. Click to continue reading...

March 6, 2008

Jimmy Conrad's Pen is Mightier Than Your Sword

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He's back! After another one of his regular publishing outages, Jimmy Conrad returns with some bizzaro ramblings and not-your-father's-type-of sports writing. I love it more than cheesecake -and for a chubby guy like me that's saying something.

Major kudos to ESPN for letting him do this whenever he gets the time. Click to continue reading...

February 11, 2008

Jimmy Conrad Has Better Taste in Music Than You

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Kansas City Wizards & US National team defender Jimmy Conrad has better taste in music than you. FACT. That is unless your name is whatever Jack Black's character was called in High Fidelity.

The big man was cool enough to check in from The Wizards pre-season camp in Florida and drop science on us in the form of this play list. Click to continue reading...

October 11, 2007

Jimmy Conrad's Mom Begs Angel to "Be Gentle"

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Daaaaaammmmnnn. They brought his momma into it. Is nothing sacred? Good thing they left the dog out of this or Saturday's match could result in a jaw being broken by Jimmy Conrad instead in Jimmy Conrad. Click to continue reading...