You can watch the video, but you might not understand at first.

Even, I dunno, fish know that in soccer the ball has to go into the goal for a score to count, right?

Apparently the referees in the Reading v. Watford goal decided otherwise. In this game, a ball that goes next to the goal counts. Click to continue reading...

From ESPN The Mag's online sister site comes news that Victoria Beckham's blood is "red". As in descended-from-some-guy-who-was-running-buddies-with-Karl Marx "red". Jim Rome was right; it really is a communist sport! Click to continue reading...

Some news to read as you sell stolen stuff at a yard sale in the same neighborhood as the house you robbed: Euros remind us of our inability to empathize (Oberjuerge.com) How Fox Soccer Channel can improve its summer programming (EPL Talk) Jim Rome is ignorant even when he's apologizing (The Offside Rules) Kansas City Wizard get [. Click to continue reading...

(I'm getting tired of writing it as football/soccer, so for now on, I'll just call it football... or soccer.)

Ever read this article? We're still not interested David Beckham and MLS are going to learn the hard way: When sports beckons, Americans choose wisely -- and it's never soccer by Jay Mariotti from the Chicago Sun-Times. Yeah the same Mariotti who's always on that godforsaken piece of crap sportswriter 'game' show on ESPN. Click to continue reading...

(I'm getting tired of writing it as football/soccer, so for now on, I'll just call it football... or soccer.)

Ever read this article? We're still not interested David Beckham and MLS are going to learn the hard way: When sports beckons, Americans choose wisely -- and it's never soccer by Jay Mariotti from the Chicago Sun-Times. Yeah the same Mariotti who's always on that godforsaken piece of crap sportswriter 'game' show on ESPN. Click to continue reading...