CHELSEA goalkeeper Petr Cech has been sensationally accused of stealing the identity of a traffic cone. The traffic cone, which is currently employed by the Highways Agency, claimed that the Chelsea keeper's high-visibility orange kit is tantamount to identity fraud. The traffic cone has hired a top American law firm, who specialise in representing inanimate objects, [. Click to continue reading...

After watching Andy Townsend get on his soapbox on ITV4 this evening and defend Harry Redknapp from the police, I've been spurred on for the first time in ages to get on mine again (something not England's ineptness managed to do).

Apparently, he didn't like the police knocking on his door at 6am surrounded by photographers. Click to continue reading...