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November 21, 2008

Videos: Confederations Cup Draw Much Sexier Than Expected

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Forget going to South Africa for the Confederations Cup or World Cup. I should have gone down there for Miss World; that's where the real talent is. Good to know I'm not the only one interested in mixing flesh and footie. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, It Began in Africa-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca

November 19, 2008

The Reason This Blog Has a Freak Shows Tag

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When you see this display of, erm...unique skill, what is your initial reaction? Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 01:39 PM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Flesh, Freak Shows

The Case for Viral Videos (and Dance Teams)

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This is sooooo much better --and much more appropriate-- than the official video for 'Sex on Fire'. Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 01:22 PM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Flesh, Music, Videos

September 19, 2008

The Don Talks About Everyone's Favorite Topic

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If I were to list in order the topics that get the most referrals, generate the most traffic and ignite the most debate in the comments of this 'lil blog it would look like this:

5. That Benny Feilhaber video.
4. Free stuff.
3. All things Beckham.
2. Anything with the 'Flesh' tag. Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 02:12 PM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Benny Feilhaber, Expansion, Flesh, The Don, traffic

September 10, 2008

It's a Slow Week So Here's Some Flesh

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I think I just became a Derby fan. Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 10:25 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , English Premier League, Flesh, Videos

September 5, 2008

Zidane Comes to Portland!

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I've been dreaming for the great one to journey to my hometown of Portland, Oregon, for many... well, two years now. Not as a member of my club the Timbers, not in the flesh, but in 24-frames per second. Moving pictures... in the hyper-reality of cinema... in the celluloid guise of the brilliant film Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait. Click to continue reading...
A Pretty Move @ 08:46 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: Europe, Flesh, Football, Portland Oregon, Soccer, Timbers, Zinedine Zidane, beautiful game, cinema, film, movie, soccer fan

September 2, 2008

On Razov, Pagent Girls & CONCACAF Champions League

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Here's a photo Chivas USA forward Ante Razov with former Miss USA Shandi Finnessey. In the future, when biographers look back on her life, this photo of her with Ante's despicably luxurious mane will mark the exact moment that she went from being "former Miss USA Shandi Finnessey" to "disgraced former beauty queen Shandi Finnessey". Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 01:26 PM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Ante Razov, Champions League, Chivas USA, Flesh, Mane, Panama, fsc, photo

Photos of the Day: Gooch's Girl is Really, Really Hot

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I don't know what's goin' on in the Belgian dating scene these days --although I did get lucky the one time I went to Brussels, but that's irrelevant-- but our kid Gooch seems to be doing alright. I got a few inquiries last week when I posted a pic of Onyewu getting his amateur underwear model on, mostly of a "who's that girl? Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 11:31 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Flesh, Gooch, Kickette, WAG, photos

August 22, 2008

Heather Mitts' Sex Remains on Fire

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Just the semi-annual TOR reminder that Heather Mitts' sex is on fire. Still. If you need reminding, steal your old ladies copy of September's InStyle Magazine where Heather is alleged to appear in the bikini pictured above. And if you can wait until next week, check out her new and improved website which is packed with photographic evidence that she is an inferno of wholesome hotness. Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 12:21 PM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Flesh, Heather Mitts, Heather Mitts' sex is on fire, bikini

August 14, 2008

Photos of the Day: The Ladies of Muzik's MLS All Star Party

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I've been sitting on these for a rainy day and even though there's yet to be single drop from the New York City sky today, it's a slow news day so I may as well not hold back any longer. Ladies, homosexualist and those who are too young to appreciate the female form may wish to turn away now. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , All-Star game, Flesh, Major League Soccer, Salt Lake City, Toronto, girls, new york city, phrase

August 10, 2008

My Quakes Hall Of Fame - Front Office

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Been tossing this idea around for a while now, figured I would flesh it out a little bit here. Note: this is MLS only. Today's Entry: The Front Office Front Office Peter Bridgwater I'll let his Wiki page do the talking: "He had been involved with professional soccer in San Jose since 1984, when he was named [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: Flesh, Major League Soccer, My Hall Of Fame, San Jose Earthquakes, Sean, Wishful Thinking, professional soccer

August 8, 2008

Photo of the Day: Ladies Like Holden on Stuart

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Who the hell does Stuart Holden think he is? Dudes got his abs out like he's the D'Angelo of the Dynamo or something. Now if they're pawing at our kid like that prior to Olympic glory, imagine the kind of play he's gonna get if he comes home with the gold? He'll see more ass than an airport toilet. Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 03:01 PM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Dynamo, Flesh, Holden, Houston Dynamo, Stuart Holden, gold

August 3, 2008

Nothingness

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Could he really have existed, or was he perhaps invented by Robert Louis Stevenson, along with the Master of Ballantrae, Long John Silver and the good Dr. Jeckyl? Lee Cook is remembered as a shining, leering pock-marked face, pasted on a pitchdark soul; there is some evidence to say that he appeared in the flesh, [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh

July 29, 2008

Chelsea Beat Malaysia

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Nothing on the Malaysian FA website about it. Nothing on the Star newspaper website about it. Instead I had to go running to the 'official' Chelsea website to learn they had beaten Malaysia 2-0 despite the home team providing their 'sternest test yet.'

No doubt Malaysian 'football fans' went home happy, delighted to have see their heroes in the flesh and looking forward to the next round of Malaysian Cup fixtures this Saturday. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, football fans, heroes

July 26, 2008

5,000 Rupiah

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Two games into the season and Persija fans have yet to see their team in the flesh. They were banned from travelling to the Persitara game because no one had told the police a game was taking place and Persib away...well, no bugger in their right mind goes there.

Now there is talk of their supporters boycotting their first home match against Persita on Monday. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , England, Flesh, Persija

July 24, 2008

Photo of the (Slow News) Day

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What if I told you I had a photo obtained courtesy of the fine ladies at Kickette of what appeared to be Atletico Madrid's Tomás Ujfalusi being caught in the midst of a good tit-wanking by his trashy-hot ex-wife in the stockroom of a late-1970's Ikea store? Would you believe me? And would you be offended if I showed it to you? Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 02:16 PM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Atletico Madrid, Flesh, Kickette, photo

July 19, 2008

EXPANSION: History Repeats Itself? New York City Supporter's Group Grows In Stature.

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Not long ago there were a few guys with a dream of having an MLS club in their city banded together, organized, courted the media, the league and would be investors while their numbers continued to grow and their media footprint increased. This culminated in the awarding of the 16th MLS club to Philadelphia and much rejoicing among the aforementioned group of guys, known simply as the Sons of Ben now number in the thousands. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: Don Garber, Flesh, Fred Wilpon, Major League Soccer, New York Red Bulls, Sons of Ben, borough boys, new york city, red bull

July 17, 2008

More Random ESPY's Coverage

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Somehow TOR has been turned into The Unofficial Soccer Blog of the ESPY Awards™ today. But when it's midweek and the Thursday night match is Columbus v. Kansas City you gotta do something to make it interesting. So this morning it's pic's of our Freddy on the red carpet at the ESPY's. No idea why he was there since he wasn't nominated for anything, but hey it's an excuse to go to parties with open bars and gift bags. Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 11:58 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , Brand Beckham, ESPN, Flesh, The Biggest Midget in the Game, jt

July 16, 2008

South Africa Cat Fights Over Legal Hooking

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A few months ago South Africa made headlines with their plans to making prostitution legal in the country during 2010's FIFA World Cup. After chewing on the prospect of a nation full of proud pimps and legit hoes, the nation's religious right is not having it and are attempting to pull of a quite literal cock-block of global proportions. Click to continue reading...
The Offside Rules @ 11:02 AM EST | Blog Profile | Post Detail
Tags: , FIFA World Cup, Flesh, South Africa, World Cup 2010, prostitution

July 6, 2008

The board reap the rewards of the Emirates, and Gooners suffer from it!

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We have a lovely shiny new stadium that was supposed to let us compete financially with the big boys of Europe and catapult us into the big league. Instead it seems that the stadium has become a burden and Le Boss now has too sell every season just to keep up the £24m annual mortgage payments.

According to the News of the World, Arsene Wenger said we need to sell every season to pay for the stadium. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: Arsenal, Champions League, Emirates, Europe, Flesh, boss, continuity, edelman, money, news of the world, toure, van Persie

June 17, 2008

Schalke midfielder reveals interest from Man United

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Having seen this player in the flesh, I can guarantee that he's been a class act in the Bundesliga for many seasons. He goes by the name of Jermaine Jones and it appears that Manchester United have been sniffing around him recently. The 26-year-old has only been at Schalke for one year, yet he has [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: BILD, Bundesliga, England, English Premier League, Flesh, German Bundesliga, Jermaine Jones, Man United, Manchester United, Scholes, schalke

June 12, 2008

Luiz Felipe Scolari- A Man in the Pub’s Profile

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Thanks to those of you who commented on the previous entry concerning your thoughts on Big Phil Scolari's appointment as Chel$ki manager on Wednesday.   Those of you who don't know much about the international manager may be able to flesh out some sort of a picture of the kind of club manager he'll be with [. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Chelsea, English Premier League, Flesh, Football, Football Manager, Luiz Felipe Scolari, phil scolari

June 11, 2008

Austrian Stuff: It's Not Just for Sigmond Freud Anymore

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Last night my fellow ESCers Flip & Fina and myself went to that foosball thing at the Austrian Cultural Center that I mentioned the other day. As much as I wanted to hit the hay early last night, the draw of free booze was too much to resist. Plus, it was quite literally around the corner from the scotch tasting we hit up beforehand at Thomas Pink. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, Random Coolness, Red Bull New York, Soccer as Art

June 3, 2008

Video: Guy Ritchie's Too Arty, Bring Out the Flesh

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Please don't ask me why it's all about adverts for me today. Perhaps I'm making you all pay the price for my being raised in a society so steeped consumer culture. I'm sure you'll forgive me for it after you watch this commercial. I've watched it 4 times now and I'm still not quite sure what they are selling -- other than sex, obviously. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, Videos

May 27, 2008

Soccer Steaker Tiffany May Has Competition

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Everyone knows that soccer is bigger in Europe than it is in the states and this is the over-the-top proof. How big is the game in Italy? So big that they have half-naked, sexy pitch invaders AT TRAINING SESSIONS. And what do we get at our training sessions? Un-sexy, aged ambassadors who no one outside of The Beltway would recognize. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, US Nats

May 20, 2008

Flesh For Fantasy: The Top 50 WAG's

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Show of hands if you could use a bit of supple, airbrushed lady-flesh this afternoon? Good. Glad to hear that we're on the same page. CO-ED Magazine --the deliciously deviant online home for all things collegiate-- has jumped on the WAG bus and is riding that f*cker all the way to the end on line. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, WAGs

May 16, 2008

So Look Who's Riding My Bus Now

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I take the express bus into Manhattan from the Jersey Shore everyday. It's a going to be the death of me I swear, but you do what you have to do. I share this little daily hell with some cool people though; an MLS Vice President, one of David Letterman's producers, one of Ralph Lauren's head designers and --very occasionally-- Jeff Bradley all run the Garden State Parkway-to-NJ Turnpike gauntlet. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh

May 12, 2008

Who Are Ya?: TFC Fan Snapped With Playmate of the Year

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TOR Reader Andrew came across this photo of Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole with a very happy Toronto over the weekend. We don't know who the guy is but, his smile says it all. Anyone recognize this privledged S.O.B? Or perhaps this is you? If so please hit us up so that you may recieve the recognition you deserve. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, Toronto FC

May 6, 2008

Photo of the Day: Kansas City Sexy

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Some blogs use the comments to do caption contests with their readers. Others do polls with them. This one asks you to name what drink is most effective in making hot-bodied women get on stages/tables/couches/bars and discover their inner Shakira? Not that I'm in need of help, but I'm just curious as to which poisons you're finding most effective these days. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, Kansas City Wizards

May 3, 2008

Video: The U-20's Streaker Does Playboy

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Everybody gets thier 15 minutes of fame, but only a select few are capable and/or lucky enough to extend it. I mean where is the Spitzer hooker now? She could have cashed in and become a known part of the pop cultural lexicon. But she didn't and is now nothing but roadkill upon scandals highway. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, US Nats

April 25, 2008

Can You Smell What The Wizards Are Cooking?!

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Here's something you may or may not know about your man SF: I like to eat. What I enjoy even more is cooking. I like to make all manner of pasta, BBQ until the snow comes, and I even make General Tsao's chicken in my own kitchen. My project right now is perfecting the roux in my momma's (and her momma's) gumbo recipe. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, Kansas City Wizards, Random Coolness

April 24, 2008

Video: Becks Bending, Chatting, Stripping on Ellen

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Did you know that David Beckham was on Ellen today? With Goldenballs on the dancing lady's show, 60 Minutes, CNN and Leno in the last month in addition to being healthy enough to play well & score that this is how it was supposed to be. Hopefully he and Landon can either inspire some improvement in their teammates or get some help and make the post-season this year. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Brand Beckham, Celebrity Glory-Seekers, Flesh, LA Galaxy

April 16, 2008

Photo of the Day: Becks Checks Out Ms. New Booty

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So today there was this thing that came out in ESPN The Magazine on how Beckham is well on his way to usurping Jack Nicholson as the Lakers number one celebrity glory-seeker. But this photo (courtesy of TMZ) from last nights game versus Sacramento has to make you wonder; is he there for the game or the superb view that only court side seats can obtain? Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Brand Beckham, Flesh, PR disasters

April 15, 2008

Video: Landon's Old Lady in Maxim Photo Shoot

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In case you didn't know or forgot, this is Landon Donovan's Missus. He gets to make out with her which I'm pretty sure is something special. Bravo sir. Bra. Vo. Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, Landycakes, Videos

April 14, 2008

Photo of the Day: Posh Brings a Buddy to HDC

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Good to see that Victoria is expanding her Hollywood social circle beyond Katie Holmes and Eva Longoria. She brought my favorite Diet Coke drinker, Kate Beckinsale to the Toronto match this past weekend; is it just me or is she starting to look like Sheryl Crow? Click to continue reading...
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Tags: , Flesh, LA Galaxy, Posh, Toronto FC
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