For all you lovers of all things lady-shaped, Hollywood beauty Eva Mendes has recently been frolicking around in underwear for Calvin Klein quite a lot. On top of a sweet poster campaign, she has also appeared in a TV commercial stateside that was deemed too hot for common consumption, and subsequently banned by the powers-that-be. Click to continue reading...

It's all going rather swimmingly for David Beckham across the pond; he's hanging out with such cool cats as Justin Timberlake, learning to speak English with Elmo, and occasionally getting to play football against guys who can barely stand up. However, this weekend he's nabbed two very prestigious awards which prove just how popular D. Click to continue reading...

Here's an interesting story for you, well actually it's more like two interesting stories that we have condensed into one. You see, today The Sun hit an all-time low. Now I know how outrageous a statement that sounds for the masters of the banal, but still: in a newspaper of an average of about 60 pages, can anyone really justify two articles about David Beckham looking at women other than his wife for the split-second it takes to photograph him?

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Lock, Stock and all those other shite cockney gangster movies have a lot to answer for; not least the introduction of the word ‘muppet' into every East End wideboy's common vernacular. STT personally prefers the word ‘mug' for pseudo-Del Boy posturing, but that's beside the point because today it reached press attention that David Beckham has actually officially made the Hollywood big-time by hanging with the muppets. Click to continue reading...

You felt it had to happen sooner or later but today David Beckham has officially announced his conversion to Scientology, even dedicating his landmark 100th England cap last week to Xenu, the ancient alien ruler of the Galactic Confederacy to whom many of the religion's facets are traced back to. Reportedly the million year old space-deity (think Bowser from the Super Mario games) visited Beckham in a dream and said that if he followed his prophet, he would get all his heart desired. Click to continue reading...

Ok so David Beckham was pretty much playing right-back last night because he doesn't really have the legs to get up and down the pitch at full pace anymore, but this shouldn't detract from the magnitude of his international achievement. Swelling with pride after the game, he rightly extolled the virtues of the 100 Cap Club he has now joined; namely Billy Wright, Sir Bobby Charlton, Bobby Moore and Peter Shilton. Click to continue reading...

And this time it's the originators of the whole movement, David Beckham and Posh Spice, at least that's if you believe the American scandal mags this week. A close friend of Posh's reportedly told the National Enquirer, among other sources, that:

"David is behaving.

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As the calender trips over to another year, STT has dusted down it's trusty crystal ball for another gaze into the immaterial ether. You might remember right back in August when we launched, we guided you towards some new players to look for and presumably it has now become clear just how close to the street we actually have our ear. Click to continue reading...

As the calender trips over to another year, STT has dusted down it's trusty crystal ball for another gaze into the immaterial ether. You might remember right back in August when we launched, we guided you towards some new players to look for and presumably it has now become clear just how close to the street we actually have our ear. Click to continue reading...

Now I'm sure I'm not alone in really really wanting to know just what the hell Snoop D-O-Double-G and David Beckham were talking about here. I mean the brain truly boggles. Weed? Football? Suntan cream? Natural Orifice Transluminal Endoscopic Surgical techniques? As far as condensed MENSA meetings go this meeting of minds has to be up there:

One can only assume that self-proclaimed hip-hop aficionado Becks was laying out his plans for a forthcoming "soccer" themed rap album, backed by Dr Dre production and Snoop adlibs.

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Taking a bit off time off from surfing and gangland warfare respectively, it turns out that both Australia and the good ol' US of A now have cities that play football, and proper football too, not that Aussie rules or NFL shiznit. Billed as exhibition match, this certainly turned to be anything but a friendly with full-blooded tackles flying in all over place and L. Click to continue reading...

Brazil and Milan midfielder Kaka won the Balloon D'Or today, beating Christiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi into second and third places respectively. The prestigious award was won by Fabio Cannavaro last year and buck-toothed genius Ronaldinho took home the statue the year before.

This year's recipient is, like last year's, not quite as deserving as some of the previous winners. Click to continue reading...

I really wish people would leave poor (not literally) Victoria Beckham alone. Apparently David is in a huge grump at the moment so it's taking both of her talents (I assume you can probably work out what those are for yourselves) to keep him from hitting the bottle and ‘doing a Britney.' And now, to make matters worse, her supposed ‘gal pal' and ‘BFF' Cheryl Tweedy has come out and said that Posh is afraid to smile in public. Click to continue reading...