Weather knocked me into the land of no broadband and no cable, so I've just had a chance to witness the highlights, or lowlights as the case may be. Ugh. I'm actually glad I didn't have to sit through that sort of torture. No, we weren't thumped statistically, despite pretty much conceding the first half, but . Click to continue reading...

Persib Bandung have been told to play their next two home games, against PSIS and Pelita Jaya, at Jaluk Harupat Stadium, in nearby Soreang for security reasons.

Concerns were raised after the riot that followed the Persija game at their usual stadium of Siliwangi and while the security officials are keen that Persib's fans can see their team they are reluctant to see a repeat of those incidents. Click to continue reading...

Last Thursday morning, at 07:42, we posted about the inappropriate financial linkages and behaviour of PGMOB referee, Mark Clattenburg.

Two hours later, he had been suspended for allegedly dodgy business practices.

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A bumper crop to start what'll hopefully be a regular feature... - Guess what - the kits are selling out! (cafc.co.uk) Yup, people moan about them, but they still buy them in their droves... - Mark Hudson is our new captain (cafc.co.uk) Guess what! I've just seen a bear leaving the woods wiping his bum! Click to continue reading...

So, Mark Clattenburg is a narcissist as well as antisocial.
We had already gathered as much.

Watching Arsenal versus Real Madrid in the Emirates Trophy, something felt not-quite-right.
Something was missing from Clattenburg's officiating.
Then he gave Arsenal one of his more generous penalties and we suddenly realised. Click to continue reading...

Mike Magee started his career with the Metrostars with a ton of promise heaped onto his shoulders. Before entering the 2003 MLS Super Draft, he tried his hand in Europe with many top club teams. When the attention wasn't there, he turned his sights on MLS, and Metro saw an opportunity to snatch a diamond in the rough.

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In the on again off again saga that is Cristiano Ronaldo's bum ankle, it appears that he will in fact be undergoing surgery within the next week or so.

If and when he does finally go under the knife, he is set to be out of commission for at least six weeks, which could place him on the sidelines for Manchester United's debut against Newcastle on 16 August. Click to continue reading...

Cristiano Ronaldo, in spite of the injury to his foot, has not had the expected surgery on his right ankle. Apparently the meeting to discuss his bum foot, was the first he's had at Old Trafford since expressing his desire to play football in balmier climes. Stay tuned as the Ronaldo Real Man Utd. Click to continue reading...

This week's show reviews the games from the Copa Libertadores last 16 and focuses on the end of the Premier League season with the title race still on and relegation threatened clubs facing squeaky bum time. We also: Review the football week in the Good, the Bad and the Ugly Introduce a football expression in English for Football Find [. Click to continue reading...

Who would have believed that after 40 weeks of predictions there would only be one point separating the two 'experts' after Damian's 9-4 victory last week. It is indeed 'squeaky bum' time as this week's games will decide where the predictions crown will end up and what matches we have this week! The Premier [. Click to continue reading...