Ok, so 5 – 1 was a pretty flattering scoreline, but I guess at the end of the day, a win's still a win I get quite bored of writing the same paragraphs over and over again about the national team failing to live up to expectations, even against poor opposition, but suffice to say that we are still yet to see any noticeably positive results of Fabio Capello's appointment to England manager. Click to continue reading...

Kazakhstan's prostitutes are cleanest in the region. Except of course, Turkmenistan's. Good news for Ashley Cole.

England's national team faces off against world soccer minnows Kazakhstan and Belarus while fantasy premier league managers sit on the sideline with fingers crossed, hoping that their Gerrard's, Lampard's, Ferdinand's, and Rooney's come back to Premier League action unscathed. Click to continue reading...

The transfer news to report today is obviously Eto'o's on going flirtation with playing in Uzbekistan. Cue the Borat jokes. Or was that Kazakhstan? Otherwise, a Friday in mid-summer is a slow day, so we bring a little classic video for you to enjoy. Click to continue reading...

I read something the other day about some club in Uzbekistan claiming that they were on the verge of signing Samuel Eto'o and just dismissed it as the usual, desperate silly-season attempt to grab headlines by a club the size of Vern Troyer's nuts.

But something happened on the way the fantasyland. Click to continue reading...

Prepare for news concerning perhaps the most bizarre potential transfer in recent memory. The word on the street is that Barcelona and Cameroon striker Samuel Eto'o shall be signing for Uzbekistan club Kuruvchi by the end of the week, having landed at the world famous Tashkent International Airport this morning.

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