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September 7, 2008

England Are A Schweintruppe #

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Yesterday's Andorra versus England game was a fix.

Later in this post, we detail for our subscribers how the fix was perpetrated, minute by minute on the field of 'play'.
As for the rest of you freeloaders, at least you know that the match was rigged.

Yesterday's Andorra versus England game was a fix. Click to continue reading...

September 5, 2008

Will Father Timothy Flotsky Marry Corinne Tate? - A Flashback

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The new subscription structure of Football Is Fixed includes provision for a couple of Flashback posts per month, in order that we may either demonstrate our prescience or allow for the continuation of the arguments set out in the original post.

The following post was published on April 21st 2008. Click to continue reading...

September 4, 2008

Croatian manager ‘is overwhelming choice for West Ham United job’

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When a manager leaves a Premier League club, the bookmakers are always quick to price up some odds on who his replacement will be. Indeed, they got ahead of themselves by offering prices on the next Newcastle boss, although a day later they were able to get cracking on the ... Click to continue reading...

September 3, 2008

West Ham Legend Di Canio Would LOVE To Manage Hammers

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West Ham legend Paolo Di Canio could be set to make a sensational return to the club as manager after being installed as one of the favourites to replace Alan Curbishley according to Datasport. Former Charlton chief Curbishley quit his post at Upton Park today, and while the bookmakers have installed Croatia national team boss Slaven [. Click to continue reading...

August 23, 2008

QPR Vanquish Doncaster Rovers! Report

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QPR 2 Doncaster Rovers 0: QPR defeated Doncaster Rover. Blackstock and Leigertwood gave QPR a 2-0 half-time lead and that was how it ended. Updated League Table


Doncaster Official Site
Attendance: 15536
The Rovers visit Loftus Road to play Queens Park Rangers for the first time since September 1966, a game no Rovers fan wants to remember because it ended in a 6-0 thrashing. Click to continue reading...

August 7, 2008

Football League Preview - All The Odds

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A new season of football league kicks off on saturday and all 72 clubs will be hoping that they will be the ones to prosper. League success is possible for any club as the slate is wiped clean, on the opening day everybody is equal unless of course you are Luton Town and have been cruely deducted 30 points before a ball has been kicked. Click to continue reading...

August 5, 2008

Liverpool striker ‘wants to win Premier League or maybe Champions League’

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The bookmakers aren't expecting the Reds to win any silverware next season, despite the big-money acquisition of Robbie Keane, and with Gareth Barry likely (but not certain!) to follow. Liverpool are fourth-favourites to win the Premier League, although that appears to be the main ambition of a certain Spanish striker . Click to continue reading...

July 31, 2008

Crimes And Punishments In A Bipolar World #

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There are, undoubtedly, some characters in the game who are more murky than Peter Kenyon.
But, despite this proviso, you wouldn't want him going out with your daughter, would you?

This week Kenyon, who tries to justify the stability of one of the most psychopathic entities in world football, decided that it was a suitable time to lecture others from his House of Cards. Click to continue reading...

July 30, 2008

The Fetishism Of The English Premiership - A Flashback

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The new subscription structure of Football Is Fixed includes provision for a couple of Flashback posts per month, in order that we may either demonstrate our prescience or allow for the continuation of the arguments set out in the original post.

The article below was originally printed in April 2008 and relates to the illegal machinations that were being unveiled in order that the English Premiership title race would go to the wire. Click to continue reading...

July 29, 2008

The Wisdom Of Crowds - A Collaborative Experiment

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We want to experiment on you.
We want to experiment on ourselves too.

We want to create a collaborative experiment with our readers.
We want to create a powerful trading tool for application to the English Premiership.

We want all participants to share the fruits of this venture. Click to continue reading...

July 28, 2008

Why Bookmakers Hate The Olympics #

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Only 11 days until the Greatest Sporting Show on Earth.
The Olympic Games represents the pinnacle, a summit that cannot be matched by any of the other mega-events like the World Cup or the World Athletics Championships.
Sure enough, the global power loci flex their muscles via their compliant media, and the selection of the host city for the extravaganza is a process mired in the murky world of kickbacks and coercion. Click to continue reading...

July 24, 2008

One Hull Of A Revolution!

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Its no hidden fact Hull City face an uphill climb following a remarkable promotion
campaign last season. Many pundits have inevitably wrote The Tigers off already
this season, with many bookmakers saying a bottom placed finish is on the cards.

But Phil Brown has shown strong signals of Hulls intent to consolidate themselves
this season, by making 6 useful acquisitions to improve his squad already this summer,
and an apparent 4 or 5 more in the pipeline. Click to continue reading...

July 18, 2008

“Forget challenging the Big Four - let’s look to the future” says Tottenham boss

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Out of all the Premier League teams outside the 'Big Four', the bookmakers expect Tottenham to be the strongest next season. Indeed, you can bet on who will finish highest out of the remaining sixteen clubs, with firms making Juande Ramos' men the overwhelming favourites, despite the possibility of losing . Click to continue reading...

July 4, 2008

News From The Foxes' Den

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So shall we take a look what's new at the Foxes' lair then girls?

Well for one thing the kit.

LCFC have launched a new away kit. Not bad is my verdict (despite the dodgy sponsorship logo). I think Georgie Girl would look pretty cool in one of those tops. Anything to seek a bit of attention. Click to continue reading...

Proper Football! All Praise To Platini!

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"He certainly got the appointment on merit" - BBC commentator, John Motson, on Roberto Rosetti, the referee for both the opening and closing matches at Euro 2008.

"The referee really didn't fancy us Germans" - Jens Lehmann sees things slightly differently, and he went on to accuse the Italian of being "biased". Click to continue reading...

June 29, 2008

What Is To Become Of Football Is Fixed?

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Its a novel.
A real-time novel.
Its a real-time whodunnit.
Not a whodunnit, but a who-is-doing-it.

* A real-time who-is-doing-it.

And, it is an annual series of real-time novels.
There is an ongoing plot.
This plot thickens and develops.
Real actors play real roles in real-time. Click to continue reading...

June 28, 2008

"Its Ole's, But Its Early Days"

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David Pleat always manages to rise to the occasion, as the above warning to any Spaniards risking a premature exaltation clearly demonstrates.
He surpassed himself during the Semi Final between Spain and Russia.
My personal favourite was when he questioned himself on the (in)validity of his own description of Sergio Ramos as either a "cultivated bull" or a "cultured bull". Click to continue reading...

June 26, 2008

PESs Off

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OK. Listen up.
With both Angela Merkel and Abdullah Gül present at last night's Euro 2008 semi Final between Germany and Turkey, our incredibly simple, yet startlingly profitable latter phase match determinator was unable to solve the outcome pre-match.

But, in our collective boredom, we have produced an even more efficient "model". Click to continue reading...

June 24, 2008

Non-Abo Aussies On The Insider Track

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"All that remains is a fascination for desert-like and indifferent forms, for the very operation of the system that annihilates us" - Baudrillard.

As our Spectacular Extravaganzas morph into scaled up versions of the "penitentiary theatre" in 'Escape From New York', it is indeed fascinating to monitor the forms of their Theatre of the Spectacle. Click to continue reading...

June 21, 2008

The Self-Moving Life Of What Is Dead

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"The Self-Moving Life Of What Is Dead" - was Hegel's characterisation of money.

Jean Baudrillard: "This fetish money, around which global speculation revolves - far above and beyond the reproduction of capital - has nothing to do with wealth or the production of wealth. It expresses the breakdown of meaning, the impossibility of exchanging the world for its meaning, and at the same time the need to transfigure that impossibility into a sign of some kind". Click to continue reading...

June 20, 2008

Abramovich Seals Semi Final Spot For Germany

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All happy football clubs resemble one another, each unhappy football club is unhappy in its own way.

One gentleman and his fleet of rocket-proof helicopters, flying around the Alpine region, is proving that, in a world of global media reach, the Butterfly Effect is both omnipresent as well as being highly entertaining from a sousveillance perspective. Click to continue reading...

June 19, 2008

Germany Big Underdogs Against Ronaldo’s Portugal Team

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Euro 2008 Tips for Thursday 19th June are for the the first of the Quarter Final games which sees Germany and Portugal go head to head in Basel. Bookmakers have made Portugal the favourite to win this game with Betus offering best odds about Phil Scolari's team winning at 6/4, leaving the Germans available to [. Click to continue reading...

June 13, 2008

Pele Knows Nothing About Football

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"It was totally unjustified... What was happening in the penalty box as they prepared to take the freekick is nothing different to what has been going on for five years. And none of the other referees have whistled" - Leo Beenhakker.

When UEFA announced the match officials for the first 12 games of Euro 2008, the selection of Howard Webb and his cohorts for the Austria v Poland game was always an eye-opening appointment. Click to continue reading...

June 12, 2008

Respect The Passion - Its A Zero Sum Game

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"Respect The Passion" screamed the Half Time advertisement for a particularly shoddy make of vehicle.
And Passion must be respected.
No carefree acknowledgement of a passing Passion, but a firm recognition of the emanation of a Spectacular Passion - the Passion of a Polluting Force.

Passion is no longer a "linking of souls", but merely a part of an inappropriate narrative imposed on the consumer - a linking of a product with an emotion. Click to continue reading...

June 11, 2008

QPR's Vice Chair on Player Signings and Promotion Hopes

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QPR Official Site - PULLING POWER: QPR Vice Chairman, Amit Bhatia
As the countdown continues to what we all hope will be an exciting 2008/09 campaign, Amit Bhatia has revealed that he is relishing the start of the new season just as much as anyone else.
The QPR Holdings Limited Vice-Chairman told www. Click to continue reading...

It looks like Chelsea have found their new manager…

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The bookmakers make him odds-on to replace Avram Grant - is Luiz Felipe Scolari set to become the new manager of Chelsea? The Portuguese coach has been keeping his cards close to his chest, although we've now caught a glimmer that he might be holding all the aces, if his latest press conference is anything [. Click to continue reading...

June 6, 2008

For The Bookmakers By The Bookmakers

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"For the fans by the fans" is UEFA's marketing slogan for Euro 2008.
Its a good decade and a half since such a claim could be made.
But not in the world of "Absolute Advertising, Ground-Zero Advertising".

Remember the good old days when we used to share valuable holistics of Spectacular Football Tournaments with our readers? Click to continue reading...

June 4, 2008

And You Dare To Call Them Terrorists...

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A police chaplain has blessed the building where Austrian officers will conduct risk assessments regarding the likelihood of a large-scale "terrorist" offensive at the Euro 2008 Finals.
Presumably, any religious "terrorist" worthy of the name will also be calling on divine help in the aid of their cause. Click to continue reading...

June 2, 2008

Real Or No Real - Be For Real

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With England staying home due to deities being unable to save the monarch, xenophobes were restricted to yesterday's garnering of votes for the World Cup 2018 Bid to demonstrate their lack of evolutionary zeal.
Fortunately, Calypso and Soca drowned out the repulsive singing about slavery - informing a formerly enslaved colony that their historical masters "never, never, never shall be slaves" and that "Britannia rules the waves" was not only insensitive but also referentially incorrect. Click to continue reading...

May 30, 2008

Why Would Anybody Accept An Accountancy Angle About Anything?

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"A history without desire, without passion, without tension, without real events, where the problem is no longer one of changing life, which was the maximal utopia, but of surviving, which is the minimal utopia".

"This disproportion between the human brain and the specific task of the species is a glaring one in the immense majority of our activities (gambling on horses, jogging, TV, not to mention 'sleaze' and politics)". Click to continue reading...

May 28, 2008

Police And Thieves On The Street... Oh Yeah

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Today is a Big Day.

After three-quarters of a century where the inventory of British racecourses has been steadily and uninterruptedly declining in numbers, today sees the formal opening of the first new racetrack since prior to World War II. Which, as we are now on to World War IV, is a pretty long time ago. Click to continue reading...

May 26, 2008

"I'm A Lover, Not A Fighter"

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"Not the open revolt of a few, but the immense, latent defection, the endemic, masked resistance of a silent majority, but one nostalgic for the spoken word and for violence. Something in all men profoundly rejoices in seeing a car burn" - Jean Baudrillard.
"I see nothing intrinsically wrong with robbing a bank" - Yiorgios M. Click to continue reading...

May 22, 2008

The Murky Mug It For Manchester

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"Its a match of great memories, and there's more memories to come" blurted Mark Hughes at the end of normal time.

"Both goalkeepers must be dreaming, while concentrating, of course" offered David Pleat with 10 minutes of non-normal time remaining.

"Peter Kenyon, you're a wanker, you're a wanker" - Mancunian Realism greeting the most unpleasant man at Chelsea, apart from all the other unpleasant men at Chelsea, that would be. Click to continue reading...

May 16, 2008

The Men Behind The Wire

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There is nothing more frustrating for the purveyors of a fake reality than a real Reality threatening to block out the projected spectacular one. When such a loss of control of the spectaclised media agenda is brought to our attention, there needs to be a concerted strategy from all interested power parties to alleviate the potential damage to the branded pseudo-entertainment delivered for our delectation. Click to continue reading...

May 13, 2008

Do You Wish For Your Life To Be Better Or Not?

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Once per year, Dietrological/ Football Is Fixed do the Berkshire Hathaway thing and we adjust our thresholds of proprietary isolationism to take account of the new market sector realities. We are able to undertake this cyclical review due to our considerable competitive edge in the marketplace. This edge allows us to provide our non-core analyses both for the content of the Football Is Fixed blog and for the annual sale of a selection of High Level Consultancy Documents. Click to continue reading...
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