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    <entry>
        <title>Video: Claudio Reyna Talks WCQ's on ESPN</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/220610/"/>
        <published>2008-12-01T22:49:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-12-01T22:49:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/220610/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Knives out haters, Claudio Reyna is on Press Pass this week.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: Extended Playoffs Edition of Extra Time</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/210707/"/>
        <published>2008-10-29T21:36:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-10-29T21:36:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/210707/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Shep says he doesn't even remeber last night: is it because he is olde or because he likes to party?]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Morrissey Breaks Up Will Chivas USA, Gets All Cockney</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/203861/"/>
        <published>2008-10-08T19:58:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-10-08T19:58:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/203861/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I just read this article in some old UK rag --The Sun to be precise-- about how &quot;Morrissey is &quot;obsessed with Millwall and it's culture.&quot; He's even alleged to have been spotted swanning around Los Angeles in replica kit with &quot;Mobster&quot; written where a name should be.<br> <br> That's cool and all but wasn't it just last year that he was wearing Chivas gear onstage and going to Chivas USA matches at the HDC?]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: 17 Minutes of Savarese</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/198833/"/>
        <published>2008-09-22T16:32:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-09-22T16:32:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/198833/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[When it comes to Venezuelan soccer sensations in NYC, Giovanni Savarese is Columbus, Cichero & Rojas are just the pilgrims.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>And the Red Bull's Mystery Striker is....</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/186497/"/>
        <published>2008-08-16T11:54:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-16T11:54:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/186497/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[A few days ago Metrofanatic mentioned that in addition to a Panamanian prospect and USL bad ass Macoumba Kandji, Juan Carlos Osorio was also looking at a mystery striker. Could the former Arsenal man with some of the worst taste in eyewear and 92 caps for France be headed to The Swamp? Perhaps.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Seattle MLS Club To Make &quot;Player Announcement&quot;</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/185010/"/>
        <published>2008-08-12T15:46:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-12T15:46:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/185010/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Does anyone know what Kasey Keller is up to on Thursday?]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: When Reyna Ruled the World</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/183961/"/>
        <published>2008-08-08T21:11:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-08T21:11:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/183961/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<br> <br> <br> If you weren't in attendance for the Red Bulls-Barcelona match on Wednesday I've got a little something to show you. And if you were there but you spent half-time trying to get a beer, get to the bathroom and get the digits of one of those scandalous little Red Bull Girls, you might want to see this as well.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: The World  According to Kasey Keller</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/178756/"/>
        <published>2008-07-23T15:34:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-23T15:34:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/178756/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Here's a semi-shocking stat: according to Kasey Keller 1/5th of all EPL teams will have a US keeper. Never thought about it but it's fairly rad. That and other revelations are, erm, revealed in this marathon interview with Soccernet's Shaka Hislop. And unlike his interview with Jozy Altidore, Hislop doesn't look in need of No Dose this time.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Chinaglia On The Lam in America</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/178474/"/>
        <published>2008-07-22T22:20:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-22T22:20:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/178474/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[The video below is a special dedication to former NY Cosmos star Giorgio Chinaglia, who is currently a fugitive from justice. I imagine that this song is just blasting on repeat right now as he chain smokes his way around America, although I suspect he is still in Baltimore, eating his (substantial) weight in crab cakes.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Dunzo. Reyna to Retire</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/176054/"/>
        <published>2008-07-15T20:14:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-15T20:14:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/176054/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I just received the following in my inbox from RBNY's communications dept.<br> <br> <b>***MEDIA ADVISORY***</b><br> <br> <b>SECAUCUS, NJ (July 15, 2008)</b>   Red Bull New York Designated Player and captain Claudio Reyna will hold a news conference on Wednesday, July 16 at 2 PM in the first floor Board Room at St.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>There Is Reason TOR Has a &quot;Geriatrics&quot; Tag</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/175978/"/>
        <published>2008-07-15T15:29:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-15T15:29:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/175978/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[There is also a reason that there is a &quot;Gossip&quot; tag. And stories like this one, placing 36 year old Turkish striker Hakan &#350;&#252;k&#252;r in the loving arms of Maurice &quot;Trader Mo&quot; Johnston and his Toronto FC side, are it. While this may or may not be true but I'm fairly certain that playing a man old enough to have children who are high school graduates at striker and on turf is not the answer.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Welsh Remember Giovanni Savarese</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/171870/"/>
        <published>2008-07-01T15:22:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-01T15:22:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/171870/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Old school MLSer and all-time Metro great Giovanni Savarese has been named to the top 10 best foreigners to ever play for Swansea City. This is like being named one of the top 10 trustees in the history of your county lock-up; it's not really the best place to be and it could certainly be worse but at least you did the best you could with your time there and are well remembered for it.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Azurri Fans, I'm Sorry to Bring Up Old Sh*t.....</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/166173/"/>
        <published>2008-06-12T16:13:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-06-12T16:13:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/166173/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[ <br />>But I find this as entertaining as anything. And what the hell was with all the old guys on the pitch that day? It looked like an open casting for an Italian production of Cocoon.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>The Devil's Voice, His Name is Tommy Smythe</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/165175/"/>
        <published>2008-06-09T19:23:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-06-09T19:23:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/165175/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Please let it be noted that while I have love for Tommy Smythe, his voice is the worst thing ever for a hangover headache. Worse than the light of 1000 suns. I can't even have the match on in the background for fear that my throbbing brain may crack my skull.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>The Reyna Conundrum</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/163619/"/>
        <published>2008-06-04T17:15:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-06-04T17:15:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/163619/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I love Claudio Reyna. I LOVE Claudio Reyna. I LOOOOOVE CLAUDIO REYNA!<br> <br> But.....<br> <br> It may be time for RBNY to bite the bullet and buy out the remainder of his guaranteed contract and hope to the high heavens that they can sway big-time CAM to make the move to The Swamp during the summer transfer window.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Schelotto's Tony Award Winning Toronto Performance</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/158395/"/>
        <published>2008-05-19T14:29:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-19T14:29:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/158395/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I work at 1515 Broadway in New York. I walk past the the Phantom of the Opera, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, and The Producers twice a day and even I haven't seen a performance this dramatic since Madonna was in Evita. This was truly a tour de force...I can't wait until Blanco & he go head-to-head for on-pitch theatrics supremacy<br>]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Shaka Hislop: Keeper, Writer, Activist</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/157459/"/>
        <published>2008-05-15T17:13:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-15T17:13:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/157459/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Former FC Dallas/West Ham/Reading/Newcastle/Portsmouth keeper and all-around good guy Shake Hislop has been writing a weekly MLS column for the U.K.'s Guardian this season. It's an interesting perspective coming from someone who has played in the league and has loads of EPL and Trinidad & Tobago national team experience.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Mohamed Al Fayed is Ballin' Outta Control</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/157185/"/>
        <published>2008-05-14T19:21:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-14T19:21:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/157185/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[This is the hands down quote of the year. End of.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Kasey Keller Testifies About Kaka in Time Magazine</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/155140/"/>
        <published>2008-05-07T18:00:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-07T18:00:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/155140/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Kasey Keller has a varied resume as long as the Dynamo's disturbing winless streak. In addition to being a 4-time World Cup veteran and having played for ever club in Europe he is a former castle-dweller, one-time male model and indie rock icon.<br> <br> Add the unlikely --and haughty-- title of &quot;Time Magazine Contributor&quot; to the list.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: 2 Aging, Bald Curmudgeons on Couch</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/154469/"/>
        <published>2008-05-05T19:02:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-05T19:02:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/154469/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Can't you just see these two spending their golden years hurling sly, affectionate insults at one another while on yearly fishing trips? That is if Keller ever surrenders to that silly notion called &quot;retirement&quot;.<br> <br> Props to EPL Talk for the find.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Steve Jolley Moves to MLS HQ</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/153438/"/>
        <published>2008-05-01T17:12:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-01T17:12:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/153438/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[There is a running joke amongst NYC's downtown music community that &quot;it's not a party until [former Smashing Pumpkins guitarist] James Iha shows up&quot;. Seriously, the guy is somehow at every bar in the LES and East Village every night of the week. It's as if he's found a way to defy the physical world and be everywhere at once.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Now You Too Can Be an NASL Champion!</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/151328/"/>
        <published>2008-04-24T14:26:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-04-24T14:26:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/151328/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[When youth fades, it moves to Florida. When glory fades it moves to eBay. And in some rare cases, that once shining youth and glory get a party house in Naples and move in together.<br> <br> Our man MetroAG pointed out on Metrofanatic this morning that Former NY Cosmos skipper --and current Sunshine State senior citizen-- Eddie Firmani has put his 1978 and 1979 NASL Championship rings up for sale on eBay at the staggering price of $15k & $10k respectively.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Former RBNY GM Gets Fruity New Gig</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/150386/"/>
        <published>2008-04-21T15:03:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-04-21T15:03:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/150386/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[A few weeks ago we got word that Red Bull New York Managing Director (read:GM) Marc De Grandpre was leaving his post with the Taurine Army. A few wondered aloud where he would end up and prayed it wasn't with their team. Good news: it's not with your team unless there is a second beverage-built club out there that I don't know about.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Meola On Meola</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/147755/"/>
        <published>2008-04-11T18:12:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-04-11T18:12:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/147755/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Many people don't like USA Today. Some who deem the paper to be a shallow read call it &quot;McPaper&quot;. Others purchase it only for the purpose of providing their butler with something to shine their shoes on; these people are called &quot;sailing enthusiasts&quot;. So as they are not soccer fans...screw 'em.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Photo of the Day: The Clash's Mick Jones Reps The ESC</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/145237/"/>
        <published>2008-04-03T14:45:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-04-03T14:45:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/145237/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Hey y'all. I'm dragging a little this morning but I have a smile on my face that is almost as big as the one I have in the photo above. That's me with Mick Jones from The Clash; his new band (with Tony James from Generation X) Carbon/Silicon played my local punk rock bowling alley last night on 2 days notice due to getting denied entry into Canada.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Still No Definitive Answers on Babayaro's Departure</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/140492/"/>
        <published>2008-03-18T19:14:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-03-18T19:14:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/140492/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<br> <br> I know firsthand that when it comes to needing MLS-related content that you have to sometimes scrape the bottom of the peanut butter jar. But this incomplete thought of an article is really bad form on Goal.com's part. Why make your headline a question that you don't answer?<br> <br> Mind you I don't know the answer but I did hear that it may (and I stress may) have been related to an Afroman-like affliction that many pro athletes suffer from.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>LA Not Talking Straight About Babayaro Exit</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/137373/"/>
        <published>2008-03-07T19:34:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-03-07T19:34:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/137373/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<br> <br> From the LA Times' Graeme Jones:<br> <br> Asked more than once why Babayaro had been shown the door, the Galaxy provided the classic non-answer. "After a period of evaluation, it was decided that it would be in the best interest of the club and the player to part ways," Alexi Lalas, the team's president and general manager, said in a statement.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Babayaro Dropped, Cursed, and Olde</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/136417/"/>
        <published>2008-03-04T16:32:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-03-04T16:32:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/136417/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<br> <br> Get a good look at Celestine Babayaro in Galaxy colors because it's from the one and only game he'll ever play for them. Shockingly the former Newcastle and Chelsea man has been dropped from the Ruud Boyz already and I love it. Not because he's a bad player but because it's a nice reminder to certain people that this is MLS, not Shady Oaks League for the Aged.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>RSL Trying to Get &quot;Golden&quot;</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/132415/"/>
        <published>2008-02-18T22:59:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-02-18T22:59:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/132415/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<br> <br> 36 years old striker. Diver. Adulterer. "Golden Generation" or not why is anyone in MLS (let alone a club in Utah) trying to sign Jo&#227;o Pinto?]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>2 MLS Owners Make Forbes List of Billionaire Ballers</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/129203/"/>
        <published>2008-02-08T16:50:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-02-08T16:50:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/129203/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[<br> <br> <br> Forbes, the Official Magazine of the Rich People You Work For&#8482;, has done a list of the Top 10 billionaire soccer owners. It's pretty fucking bunk-nana's that such a list exists and even wilder that 2 of the ten own MLS franchises. For a league on a budget this shit's got some seriously minted men behind it.]]></summary>
    </entry>
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