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    <title>Soccer Blogs Posts Tagged Freak Shows</title>
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    <entry>
        <title>Cristiano Ronaldo Will Choke You Down</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/217757/"/>
        <published>2008-11-20T22:19:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-11-20T22:19:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/217757/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[People always call CR7 'soft' or a slang term for the female reproductive organ. But as my dude FERENGi&#174; pointed out to me, it kinda takes some balls to go into Estadio Bezerrao and try to choke down a Brazilian. Do you know how easy you can get cut for doing that type of sh*t!? Dude better not show his face in the favela's.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>The Reason This Blog Has a Freak Shows Tag</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/217290/"/>
        <published>2008-11-19T18:39:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-11-19T18:39:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/217290/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[When you see this display of, erm...unique skill, what is your initial reaction?]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Chivas USA Gets Playoff Well Wishes from the Future Cast of &quot;So You Think You Can Dance&quot;</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/213811/"/>
        <published>2008-11-07T22:18:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-11-07T22:18:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/213811/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Now I don't like to slag anybody who's out there grindin' and whatnot to promote their team's playoff push and whatnot but...Tommy LaSorda? That's your lead-off celebrity endorsement? C'mon now. What, was Dom Deluise too busy baking lasagna for Sigi Schmid's Crew? You couldn't get Richard Simmons out from under the hair dryer at his salon?]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: The Most Passionately Positive Chelsea Fan Ever</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/209886/"/>
        <published>2008-10-27T14:25:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-10-27T14:25:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/209886/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[This video is relevant to nothing other than it is still funny months + months later, yeah.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: A Lesson in Improvisational Victory Dance</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/207841/"/>
        <published>2008-10-21T02:18:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-10-21T02:18:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/207841/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Check my man out. Dude is feeling the full effect of a cacophonous mix of Highland pipes and random percussion mixed with that special feeling that only being 3 points closer to playoff glory can provide. There is also the possibility --however remote-- that he's also feeling the effects of that sweet, sweet stadium brew that they hand deliver to your seats at RFK stadium.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Ruud Gullit May Have a Shelf Full of JFK Conspiracy Books</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/205553/"/>
        <published>2008-10-14T14:10:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-10-14T14:10:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/205553/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Ruud Gullit is on some X-Files sh*t right now. He thinks 'the truth is out there' and that the powers that be at Major League Soccer don't really want David, or the sport to succeed in America. I won't even try to understand this but will instead point you to one of my favorite bloggers, Bill Archer.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Sky Sports on the San Jose - Tottenham Lovefest.</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/204208/"/>
        <published>2008-10-09T21:41:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-10-09T21:41:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/204208/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[The best bit from Sky Sports' piece on San Jose's transcontinental mutual back rub with Tottenham Hotspur:<br> <br> &quot;Earthquakes will benefit from the training and coaching models of Tottenham, who currently sit bottom of the Premier League.&quot;<br> <br>]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Toronto FC Gaffer Is Quite a Needy Fellow</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/203796/"/>
        <published>2008-10-08T16:01:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-10-08T16:01:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/203796/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Toronto FC's head man wants a designated player for the 2009 or he wants out. Dude says &quot;the club is aware of it, the management is aware of it, the fans are certainly aware of it, and we have to do it, because if we don't, I will definitely, definitely go home. No buts about it.&quot; Kinda crazy or is it just me?]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Newcastle's Joe Kinnear Don't Give a F*ck.</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/202125/"/>
        <published>2008-10-03T15:20:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-10-03T15:20:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/202125/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[In truth he gives 52 of them and throws in a pair of &quot;C U Next Tuesday&quot;'s in there for good measure. Classy son of a bitch, wouldn't you say?]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Things That make You Go Hmmm: Yellow Card Edition</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/195809/"/>
        <published>2008-09-12T17:49:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-09-12T17:49:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/195809/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[How is it that taking off your shirt is an automatic yellow card, yet Khano Smith aimed a fire-arm (it was a musket loaded with blanks, but still) at the crowd after scoring against Chivas USA and got nothing? I'm not mad at him at all for it, I just don't get how that is not excessive celebration.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>New MISL Not Even Attempting to Appeal To Soccer Fans</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/191159/"/>
        <published>2008-08-29T15:20:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-29T15:20:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/191159/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[In case you where wondering what's going on with The League Formerly Known as MISL, there will be an announcement on September 16th that will reveal the details on indoor soccer's latest incarnation. But all you really need to know is that the revamped league will be called....wait for it.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Broadway Becks Y'all</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/187706/"/>
        <published>2008-08-19T20:52:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-19T20:52:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/187706/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[David Beckham: The Musical! I know, you're as stoked as I am. If I were casting it I'd have Federline in the lead role for the American audience; I think he could really carry it off.<br> <br> <br> <br> Not sure about who would play Victoria, Sir Alex or some of the other larger roles but I'm sure we could get Pete Vegenas to play himself.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Photo of the Day: US Soccer's &quot;Freak 'em Down Night&quot;</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/186498/"/>
        <published>2008-08-16T11:18:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-16T11:18:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/186498/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I'm told that the lady at the center of this scrum is a former Houston Rockets cheerleader. Or was it a dancer? I can't remember but I do know that she looks positively tits-over-tail about her place in life at the moment.<br> <br> Meanwhile, Stuart Holden looks pleasingly pickled, Jozy Altidore looks troubled and recent Rangers acquisition Maurice Edu is licking his lips as if she were slathered in hot wing sauce.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Bradley Announces Cooper-Less WCQ Roster</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/185788/"/>
        <published>2008-08-14T19:42:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-14T19:42:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/185788/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Obviously, US men's national team coach Bob Bradley is not a frequent reader of this publication. If said 'gaffer' did was would well know that calling in Kenny Cooper to his squad for the upcoming World Cup Qualifiers was of paramount importance and that his persistent insistence on leaving the streaking striker out of the selection was tantamount to treason.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: Benny Feilhaber Is Having Trouble Breathing</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/182482/"/>
        <published>2008-08-04T17:46:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-08-04T17:46:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/182482/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Courtesy of my dude Connor, it's the video you've all been waiting for; Benny Feilhaber sings the hits of Jordin Sparks. You sir are no American Idol, but hey maybe that's a good thing because those kids all have nose-divish career trajectories. Where are Big Ruben, Clay Aiken, and that one kid with the Sideshow Bob haircut now?]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>This Just In: Revs Players Subdue Naked Lunatic Aboard Plane</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/177236/"/>
        <published>2008-07-18T23:04:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-18T23:04:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/177236/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Bruce Willis, Wesley Snipes and Samuel L. Jackson have nothing on the New England Revolution. Anyone can take down terrorists and snakes at 33,000 feet...but a naked lunatic trying to open the emergency door is 10x scarier because he's obvioulsy just plain ass crazy.<br> <br> They haven't said which players it was yet but my money is on Reis being involved in the takedown.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Eto'o Flirting With Career in Soccer's Nether-Regions</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/177155/"/>
        <published>2008-07-18T16:47:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-18T16:47:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/177155/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I read something the other day about some club in Uzbekistan claiming that they were on the verge of signing Samuel Eto'o and just dismissed it as the usual, desperate silly-season attempt to grab headlines by a club the size of Vern Troyer's nuts.<br> <br> But something happened on the way the fantasyland.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Manchester City's Single Boat Armada</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/176032/"/>
        <published>2008-07-15T19:58:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-15T19:58:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/176032/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[So a dozen scally Man City fans didn't have the cash to fly to the microscopic archipelago that is the Faroe Islands to see their blues play in this week's UEFA Cup qualifier. So they did what any devoted supporter with cell phone and sea legs would do: the started making calls about hiring a boat.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: Jim Rome is Ignorant Even When He's Apologizing</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/172156/"/>
        <published>2008-07-02T14:39:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-07-02T14:39:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/172156/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Watch this clip of The Devil as he heaps a few back-handed compliments on our great game even as he insincerely tries to be nice. What a an ignorant half-wit. He's exactly like the guy that says &quot;Halle Berry is hot for a black chick.&quot;]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Ronaldinho's Agent Should Reach Out to Jenny Craig</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/171507/"/>
        <published>2008-06-30T15:02:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-06-30T15:02:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/171507/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Shocking right? This cat used to be young and sexy and in a few short months he's become fat & lumpy. I know I shouldn't go around promoting the one prejudice that (perhaps wrongly) seems to be socially acceptable these days, but damn. Did Krispy Kreme open up a Catalan branch? I haven't seen someone fit get so chunky so quick since.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Photo of the Day: Chris Klein Scares Children</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/165437/"/>
        <published>2008-06-10T15:40:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-06-10T15:40:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/165437/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Who the hell needs bodyguards when you've got Chris Klein out there doing his best, most-intimidating Jurassic Park-style velociraptor impersonations? If any of you other kids are thinking about hugging David Beckham on the fly, remember this image. You could be next.<br /><br />And as my comrades in blog over at The Original Winger point out, you could also be on TMZ --possibly the only folks on the planet to ever refer to Mr.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: VW's Soccer Collision Course</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/165193/"/>
        <published>2008-06-09T21:46:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-06-09T21:46:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/165193/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[You see this sh*t yet? Bananas. I guess Red Bull doesn't have a monopoly on making up crazy-assed games out of thin air. It goes without saying that the Jerry's are absolutely nuts but for once the results are kinda cool.<br /><br />Watching this I noticed that all of the cars are Volkswagons and that they sponsored this demolition derby-come-soccer game.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Do The Jets Line Backers Moonlight as Security Guards?</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/165124/"/>
        <published>2008-06-09T17:17:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-06-09T17:17:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/165124/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[If you were watching last night's U.S. game at home you may not know that there was a half-time pitch invasion by some Argentine fan. I don't think it's the best thing to do, but I would be a liar if I said I didn't find it more entertaining than I like to let on. It's sort of like going to Hooters but without the 'hooters'.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>CNN Thinks That Jozy is Only Worth 3 Gallons of Gas</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/163987/"/>
        <published>2008-06-05T17:00:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-06-05T17:00:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/163987/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Please ignore Lou Dobbs and the political blah blah blah coming out of his mouth and keep your eyes on the ticker at the bottom of the clip. My eyes bugged out when I saw that Jozy's move was deemed CNN-worthy. But then I was brought back down to MLS-ignorant earth when I noticed that the league &quot;had agreed to a record $10 transfer fee&quot;.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Adrian Serioux is Probably Not Good With Secrets</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/162107/"/>
        <published>2008-05-31T00:18:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-31T00:18:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/162107/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I have no criminal background or record to speak of aside from a written warning I received from a Denton, TX cop when I got caught drinking my 1st beer the day before my 21st birthday (I was born a suspect). Therefore it is probably not my place to give FC Dallas defender and Beckham-hater Adrian Serioux advice on how to be a better thug.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Further Confirmation That Ray Hudson is Certifiable</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/162104/"/>
        <published>2008-05-30T23:47:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-30T23:47:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/162104/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[An oldie but a goody that's worth watching until the end. Even Rev. Jerimiah Wright would say &quot;damn, this fool is talking crazy&quot;.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Pete Doherty Is Just Looking to Get His Ass Kicked</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/159409/"/>
        <published>2008-05-22T17:37:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-22T17:37:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/159409/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Last week ex-Libertine, current Babyshamble and perpetual drugs vacuum Pete Doherty took part in a celebrity soccer match at The Den, home of Millwall FC. Now being both a) a suicidal idiot and b) a die-hard QPR fan he decided to make his way into the club chairman's office and relive himself into one of the club's cups from the trophy case (he was caught be security).]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>We Major: Abel Xavier on TMZ</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/158807/"/>
        <published>2008-05-20T21:57:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-20T21:57:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/158807/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Dear sweet 8lb 6oz baby Jesus! There is an MLS player not named David Beckham on TMZ. Mind you all they ask LA Galaxy defender Abel 'manbeast' Xavier about is David but still, it's kind of crazygonuts to see MLS get some play on both Perez Hilton and TMZ in the span on 24 hours (Goldenballs dust up with Adrian Serioux was prominently featured on PH yesterday).]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Wanted: Problem Solver</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/158219/"/>
        <published>2008-05-19T01:58:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-19T01:58:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/158219/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[If you can figure out this puzzle, please phone Kevin Payne about an exciting employment oppurtunity that may be available to you.]]></summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Video: El Pescadito on Good Morning America</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/155380/"/>
        <published>2008-05-07T20:01:00+00:00</published>
        <updated>2008-05-07T20:01:00+00:00</updated>
        <id>http://soccerblogs.net/go/blogpost/155380/</id>
        <author>
            <name>The Offside Rules</name>
        </author>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[What? You were expecting Carlos Ruiz? Please. At least this fish does what he's told and can actually dribble his way to goal instead of just loitering in the box waiting for a pass.]]></summary>
    </entry>
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