Happy Independance Day y'all. May your grill be as hot as a Daft Punk show and your beer as cold as Landon's finishing. Enjoy your day...and the video. Click to continue reading...

Our David is finally paying the price for his "I'll endorse anything" brand of self-promotion. Accoring to the Star --one of the nation's deepest reads-- his fish oil gig has had some less than awesome side effects. All that catfish grease or whatever else is in these pills has given him a mouth like a chum-bucket. Click to continue reading...

If would have told you one year ago that a member of the Houston Dynamo would be on trial with German juggernauts Bayern Munich you would have told me I was high, high, high. And even if you thought I wasn't under the influence you would have thought it was DeRo or Chingy that was getting the eye from abroad. Click to continue reading...

Chav-King Wanye Rooney is on his honeymoon in Las Vegas, a place wear the word "romance" means jello-shots, evening meals at Wendy's and a going-out shirt. It also means ballin' out of control at the Wynn hotel's Blush bar --a place wear I once had Pamela Anderson nearly spill champagne on me and was literally shoved aside by Paris Hilton's people all in the same night-- with Cleveland Cavalier LeBron James. Click to continue reading...

Ladies & gents, the ego has landed. Kanye West is officially the Giorgio Chinaglia of rap. Click to continue reading...

Watch this clip of The Devil as he heaps a few back-handed compliments on our great game even as he insincerely tries to be nice. What a an ignorant half-wit. He's exactly like the guy that says "Halle Berry is hot for a black chick." Click to continue reading...

Nice right? Unlike some of the Nike adverts from a few years ago, all of this is actually supposed to be real, un-altered footage. And if that is the case someone needs to sign Frenchman Remi Gaillard ASAFP. Just let stand at the edge of the 18 and have at it...with his accuracy he's gotta hit at least 20% of his tries. Click to continue reading...

Have any of you ever heard of Oath Apparel? I haven't but they've given Stuart Holden a side-job so I can't hate on them. I'm told he's one of the models for their upcoming fall line of men's apparel. Watch this space for more info if you are interested in dressing like a Scottish-American Dynamo with Olympic hopes. Click to continue reading...

Red Bulls midfielder Dane Richards likes to share apparently. Can't be said that he's a selfish player. Click to continue reading...

We gotta put a call in to Thierry Henry's people. First Disney then Seaworld; for a deep-pocketed man of means he's got crap taste in vacation spots. Maybe he's taking his daughter on holiday or something, I dunno. If he's not though I'm pretty sure the next stop on his vacation is a trip to Sandals with Michael and Jan. Click to continue reading...

Old school MLSer and all-time Metro great Giovanni Savarese has been named to the top 10 best foreigners to ever play for Swansea City. This is like being named one of the top 10 trustees in the history of your county lock-up; it's not really the best place to be and it could certainly be worse but at least you did the best you could with your time there and are well remembered for it. Click to continue reading...

Guess who's back, back again. Wolff is back, tell a friend. Click to continue reading...

Here's a question. Let's say you and your lady have your wedding at your local side's stadium. Then following said nuptials, the entire wedding party decides to eschew the whole dancing-to-a-crap-DJ-at-the-reception thing and instead pile into the supporter's section for an evening of singing, drinking and sweaty wedding attire. Click to continue reading...

You know how you know MLS is doing really well now? Because when you read about it in the Wall Street Journal or Forbes or when you see it discussed on Fox Business it always seems to be about sponsorship deals or something else positive. It used to be that everything you mentioned in the financial press mentioned the contraction of Miami and Tampa. Click to continue reading...

"I make big money, I drive big cars
Everybody know me
It's like I'm a movie star"

Willie D of the Geto Boys on 1991's "Mind Playing Tricks on Me"

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