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January 11, 2008

Newest Red Bull Survived Baptism By Fire

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The Red Bull Park saga has generated lots of heat, and more than a little heartburn, but according to the San Diego Union-Tribune help is on the way. Erik Stover, the 35-year-old manager of Qualcomm Stadium, who recently distinguished himself by "converting the facility to an evacuation center during October's wildfires," has reportedly accepted a position as "vice president of operations and general manager at Red Bull Park in Harrison, N. Click to continue reading...

December 26, 2007

"Proper Words in Proper PlacesAre the True Definiton of Style"Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

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"The reality of MLS budgets is that teams don't have the money to go out and become Chelsea or Arsenal." -- MLS Deputy Commissioner Ivan Gazidis attempting to obliterate the Stating the Obvious Barrier in an otherwise interesting breakdown of the new Major League Soccer rules.


"If it's a jump ball, we're the fourth-largest market and they're not. Click to continue reading...

December 21, 2007

Our Gift to You: Red Bull Park Porn

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By now, you've already seen the official, updated design release for Red Bull Park. In fact, you've probably already stumbled upon the website with the three rotating photos of what we hope the future MLS Cathedral in lovely Harrison, New Jersey will look like.

In the spirit of the season, we here at Red Bull Rising are posting seven additional, possibly illicit, but certainly tasteful, snapshots of the future Red Bull Park, inspired by LA-based Rossetti Architects, the outfit currently tasked with . Click to continue reading...

December 18, 2007

The Twelve Days of Red Bull Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas,
The Red Bull sent to me
A suit named Marc de Grandpre.

On the second day of Christmas,
The Red Bull sent to me
Bruce Almighty,
And a suit named Marc de Grandpre.

On the third day of Christmas,
The Red Bull sent to me
Stadium Plans,
Bruce Almighty,
And a suit named Marc de Grandpre. Click to continue reading...

October 20, 2007

Red Bull Make Point Heading Into Playoffs

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The Red Bull had nothing to gain on Thursday night in the City of Angels. With the New England Revolution already booked as the first-round MLS Playoffs opponent, the game against the Galaxy, while admittedly interesting, meant very little to Bruce Arena's Gang. Regardless, there were several positives and a couple of negatives resulting from the 1-1 draw at the Home Depot Center. Click to continue reading...

October 19, 2007

MLSnet.com Strikes Again!

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Don't look now but the Beckham Rules are out of control. Check out the screen grab above. MLS is so hellbent on getting the Los Angeles Galaxy and David Beckham into the playoffs that they've awarded Team Lalas the first ever 1-1 "win" in league history. Readers may recall this isn't the first time The Red Bull have been the unlucky recipients of creative MLSnet. Click to continue reading...

October 17, 2007

MLS Playoffs: Shoddy, Unprofessional Breakdown

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While shamefully smearing a 12-year-old accident victim, contemplating the latest attempt by The Man to destroy everything cool in the world, we thought, "Who's gonna grab the two remaining Major League Soccer Postseason Tourney slots?" So without creepy Tattoo, here's the Red Bull Rising Race for the MLS Cup Report, Part Trois. All information below is based on official data from the MLSnet. Click to continue reading...

October 15, 2007

Red Bull Attack Sparks Revolution Showdown

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Juan Pablo Angel, Jozy Altidore, Dane Richards and Francis Grandpa Doe all started on Saturday night and produced the desired result: The Red Bull outscored the Kansas City Wizards 2-1. With the victory, The Red Bull put a hex on the Wizards postseason chances, and set the stage for a tantalizing Major League Soccer first-round playoff matchup with the New England Revolution. Click to continue reading...

October 12, 2007

Red Bull No-Brainer: Beat KC, Bring On Revs!

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The blogosphere is bubbling with Red Bull playoff talk. Big Apple Soccer handicaps the possibilities, including Captain America's first-round California Dreamin'. MetroFanatic, fresh off some fine pro bono work for MLSnet.com, ponders the pitfalls amidst the New England foliage. Channeling Dwight K. Schrute, The Kin of Fish advocates a mercy-killing. Click to continue reading...

October 5, 2007

What's Bruce Arena Smoking?

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OK, you're one game from clinching a playoff spot, playing in a market where the biggest pro sports collapse ever just happened, and you haven't won a game in a month. One positive you've had going for you, however, has been the stellar play of a dynamic newcomer, who has scored a goal in each of your past two matches. So, what do you do? Well, if you're Bruce Arena, YOU BENCH HIM! Click to continue reading...

October 2, 2007

Angel Scores, Walrus Flaws, Red Bull Draws

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Juan Pablo Angel scored, Ronald Wattereus left fans muttering, "Where's Tim Conway?" and the Red Bull recorded it's third straight draw on Saturday night, a 2-2 decision which flattered the visitors from Real Salt Lake. Luckily for the Red Bull, serial sister-kissing is not a crime in Major League Soccer, and another terrible loss by the Kansas City Wizards preserved a three-point Red Bull advantage in the MLS Playoff Standings Table. Click to continue reading...

September 26, 2007

Mexican Standoff: Chivas USA vs. Blanco

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The Blanco-led Chicago Fire meet Chivas USA in Los Angeles on Saturday, which could be a precursor to a tasty, internationally flavored first-round Major League Soccer playoff matchup. If the season ended today (doncha love that phrase?) Chivas, currently holding first-place in the West, would face Chicago, currently clinging to the eighth and final postseason slot. Click to continue reading...

September 23, 2007

Juan Pablo Angel Just Scores Goals!

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For 84 minutes on Saturday night Juan Pablo Angel ran down loose balls and errant passes that should've been here not there and endured an inexplicable torrent of abuse from the worst official in Major League Soccer (which is saying quite alot). Most, if not all, players would succumb to the frustration and either go all Blanco and rant and rave until the final whistle or furtively glance over to the bench while massaging a phantom cramp, hoping to get subbed out of the losing match. Click to continue reading...

September 18, 2007

MLS Playoffs: Eating Puppies and Sleeping Giants

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While committing armed robbery (or searching for the real killers) at a Las Vegas Hotel, mystified by the current state of pop culture, we thought, "Who's gonna make the Major League Soccer Postseason Tourney?" So, without hapless Apu, here's the Red Bull Rising Race for the MLS Cup Report, Part Deux. All information below is based on official data from the MLSnet. Click to continue reading...
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September 16, 2007

Road Warriors: Red Bull Pick Up Point in Chicago

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The last time the Red Bull earned a road point, the Beckham-less Galaxy still had green in their kit, Senator Larry Craig was a happily married heterosexual and the Notre Dame faithful were looking forward to football season. In other words, it was a long time ago.

But the Red Bull turned back time last night, picking up a big point in a 2-2 draw with the chippy, Blanco-led Fire before over 20,000 boisterous fans at Toyota Park. Click to continue reading...