Considering today's events, it seems like as good a time as any to make this OFFISCHYUL:

I'm retiring from the blog business. Sold out to The Man. Been bought out. Pulling a Michael Scott. Whatever.

It's been in the back of my mind for a while, as some of you well know. And I think it was fairly evident -- I wasn't writing very often and when I did, it was mostly pretty bad. Click to continue reading...

Clearly, someone's comment volume is down and needed to stir up a little interblog shit to get things going again. Works every time, I guess.

The irony is outstanding, however. Considering that the author of said blog has made thinly-veiled inferences to the likes of the Zone Girls being slutty in the past. Click to continue reading...

I present the Lobos PFC halftime entertainment:



Thanks to newly-appointed markingthereferee.com OFFISCHYUL videographer Hiba. Click to continue reading...

Of course, I would have an insanely busy morning the one day I actually have something to write... anyway, I hope to post my thoughts on last night's exhibition (complete with a Very Special Video) later.

xoxo
Blair Waldorf me Click to continue reading...

Well, the season's here, I guess, even though it's a little weird that it's starting during the throes of March Madness and Other Important NCAA Sporting Seasons That People Freak Out About When I Mention Them On My Blog. At least MLS waited until after the vernal equinox to start, right?

Anyway, WVHooligan has a nice RSL preview up today. Click to continue reading...

...to put you off your Easter dinner (like you wanted ham and funeral potatoes anyway, right?), Dan Rasmussen serves up a not-so-illustrious history of RSL here. Most of the memories may not be fun to relive, but it's a well-written article and avoids the obnoxious, misogynistic "soccer is for (insert term for female genitalia here)" tone that many Sports Guys are so fond of. Click to continue reading...

So, by now, you all know that RSL has a new president -- Bill Manning, formerly of the Philadelphia Eagles, Houston Rockets, Tampa Bay Mutiny, Minnesota Thunder, Long Island Rough Riders (hee!), and the CISL. It even made SI.com and everything.

My first reaction was to go, "Huh. This guy's had more jobs than I've had! Click to continue reading...

It's Spring Break. Woooooo, party, blah blah blah. This means that nobody is around this week, meaning that I could theoretically dance along to Yo Gabba Gabba clips on YouTube all day and nobody would notice. Or I could wander over to RSL's practice. It's sixes, really, although I'm leaning toward D. Click to continue reading...

I went by the stadium yesterday, and right now, with all of the white and the beams, it sort of looks like the roller coaster at Lagoon. You know, the really old white one that you're afraid is going to kill you. Or am I the only neurotic one that thinks that way?

Anyway. RSL played more friendlies in Argentina, the US is en route to another wildly successful Olympic qualifying competition, and I'm still feeling apathetic about all of it. Click to continue reading...

I meant to post this yesterday, but I'm still kind of in mourning over The Wire (hey, at least one of my favorite characters made it to the end of the series alive! Yay Bubbles!).

Generation Adidas has been a subject of much discussion among RSL fans recently, largely due to the Great Jamie Watson Fiasco of 2007. Click to continue reading...

Is it possible to go senile at the age of 30? Just curious...

Anyway, there were a lot of RSL happenings this week (controversial friendlies, Real Madrid announcements, more waivers, etc.) that I missed. Again. Not to mention all of the other soccer news, like the Algarve Cup, Beckhamania in the Far East, and more STFU moments from Sepp Blatter. Click to continue reading...

Which means it's a mere matter of days until the season starts. I'm not really ready for it either, although I'm going to pick my season tickets up today.

So in honor of March, of RSL's massive roster overhaul, and the wonder of YouTube, I thought I'd re-post Scaryice's 2007 goal compilation:



The best part of any YouTube video, however, is the accompanying commentary:

" i feel sorry for the crud american football teams like to see them against arsenal or man city"

" I was surprise that they 10 goals also, but great complation whatever that word is. Click to continue reading...

Since when do MLS expansion announcements come with VIP lounges and live music? Damn.

Anyway, welcome Philly and its 1600-member fan club (Seriously? SERIOUSLY?). I'm not sure why exactly, but the thought of an away trip to PA sounds really fun, especially if all of the fans there are as chavvy-looking as that one guy standing next to Don Garber in the photo (MLSnet. Click to continue reading...

So many RSL-related happenings over the last several days, so little time, right?

* I'm not going to make any lame doctor puns about our new Scottish friend Kenny Deuchar, okay? But I will point out that he did play for Gretna, and we all know what happens when characters in English novels go to Gretna. Click to continue reading...

Mr. Bat-Shit-Crazy himself, Dema Kovalenko, has been traded to RSL, unofficially at this point, and I'm basically giddy over the whole thing. Seriously.

I love crazy people. And since Atiba Harris was traded off to the Cheetos, we really needed some crazy on the team.

This almost makes me excited for the new season to start. Click to continue reading...