4 Questions to Ponder Prior to Blackburn’s loss to the Red Devils

1) Will Berbatov's ass be less fat and lazy against the Rovers?

Yes, I know that Berba had a brace against AAB, and both the goals were pretty and made me squeal with glee and clap like a small child... but not enough to curb my sinking feelings that Berba may be the fattest skinny person in the history of the world.