Spaniard breaks a lot of hearts and declares he doesn’t want to move…

Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham, Manchester United, my Uncle Bob, your Aunt Fanny, Old Bromleynians Football Club, a Ptarmigan named Percy, and a carousel of continental clubs have been salivating over Valencia's David Villa for weeks now, unfortunately for those clubs, and the press (who have been acting like feral hounds this silly season) [.