Op/Ed: I Can Make Ronaldo Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

"We Can Rebuild Him, We Have the Technology" By Dr. Jonathan Williams Ladies and gentlemen, the future has arrived. We have the technology to rebuild Ronaldo's knee and make some other improvements as well. Originally, our medical staff wanted to simply remove Ronaldo's brain and insert it into a robot, however that plan wasn't feasible according to [.