A Valentine's Day Card

Happy Valentine's Day Lanny-poo!!!!


We here at Seven Guys Short want to send our unconditional love to you on this most sacred of holidays. By unconditional we mean that we'll continue to support you in all of your trials and tribulations as a professional soccer player. Especially for your steadfast desire to remain in the MLS and not challenge yourself as a player, which leads to you failing to make an impact in most games for the USMNT (where according to you, Nike, and Bruce Arena you're supposed to be the go-to guy, our playmaker, the #10).